30+. Professional nerd. D&D trash. Hibernating fic writer.
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FOR ARTISTS AND WRITERS WHO NEED IT ITāS AMAZING
I know some of you need this! (you donāt need to have giant or tiny characters either. itās a great ref for everyone!)
new tv show: so, which couple do you ship?
me: whichever one is doomed
Me, when I remember that Zutara was supposed to be a thing, and then some douche canoe noped the fuck out.
Bchie.
Apparently my name is the sound cats make pre-hairball.
first letter of your first name
last two letters of your last name
last 2 letters of your first name
@pickulohsmash
Okay I'm relatively new to dnd so what is with the recurring joke that bards specifically are sarcastic and smart asses? Pretty much all players are like that so.....
Only the most sarcastic and smart ass players play bards.
yooooooooo
I disguise self as a goblin, mainline the magic cocaine and then join them in their festivities
Gnome Warlock infiltrating a goblin camp (via outofcontextdnd)
@pickulohsmash This feels kind of familiar...
Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healerās peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
If you want an actual challenge, fill one a day for two months or fill two a day for 30 days. Or! Just use this as inspiration or an askbox meme.
1. Collapse 2. Browse 3. Institution 4. Database 5. Society 6. The cost 7. Isolated 8. Severest 9. Dice 10. Syndrome 11. Sensory 12. Hallucination 13. Schedule 14. Genesis 15. 46 16. Beneficial 17. Markedly 18. Auditory 19. Extensively 20. Compelled 21. Infiltrated 22. Not_____ 23. Stage 24. Cells 25. Polar 26. Spread 27. Absorption 28. Intervention 29. Fatal 30. Clot 31. Production 32. Brain 33. Blind 34. Pressure 35. Maturation 36. Trade-off 37. Impact 38. Fever 39. Tolerance 40. Predicted 41. Dependence 42. Anxiety 43. Case 44. Radiate 45. Reduction 46. Euphoria 47. Designer 48. Lecture 49. Infant 50. Construct 51. StressorĀ 52. Layer 53. Bare 54. Toxic 55. Domestic 56. Sheepish 57. Arrow 58. Coma 59. Stroke 60. Impairment
Critical Role Gif Meme - [1/4] Relationships Vexāahlia and VaxāildanĀ
āno, no, no, *dwarves* are art deco; elves are art noveau.ā
(via yonderly4me)
@luna-lobo
this is so true Iām so mad I didnāt realize that
(via sourlily-likes-sourbellies)
Moments from Matthew Mercer and Mary E. McGlynn MomoCon panel (Timestamps are in the captions!)
Can you make a master post for all of your travel times posts?
coming right up!
there are quite a few, so i suggest crtl + f / cmd + f to search the page for your destination!
by game
originsawakeninginquisition
by character
duncanās route to all the originshawkeās escape from lotheringdanariusā route to kirkwall ā includes two possible routeslavellanās route to the conclave ā includes three possible routesthe inquisitionās route to skyholdbanished wardensā route to weisshaupt
by route
adamant fortress to weisshauptamaranthine to denerimamaranthine to the dragonbone wastesantiva city to denerimcumberland to vyrantiumdalish camp (origins) to ostagardalish camp (origins) to mont-de-glacedenerim to dalish camp (origins)denerim to havendenerim to lotheringdenerim to soldierās peakgherlenās pass to kinloch holdhaven to skyhold ā afterĀ āin your heart shall burnāhighever to denerim ā includes three possible routeshighever to havenjader to havenkinloch hold to amaranthinekinloch hold to higheverkirkwall to amaranthinekirkwall to higheverkirkwall to jaderkirkwall to ostwick ā includes two possible routeslavellan clan camp to havenĀ ā includes three possible routeslothering to dalish camp (origins)lothering to kinloch holdlothering to ostagarlothering to redcliffeminrathous to estwatchĀ ā new!!minrathous to kirkwall ā includes two possible routesminrathous to vyrantiumnordbotten to weisshauptredcliffe to gherlenās passredcliffe to havenredcliffe to honnleathseheron city to qunandar (par vollen)skyhold to adamant fortressskyhold to crestwood villageskyhold to cumberlandskyhold to dalish camp (inquisition)skyhold to dināan haninĀ (emerald graves)skyhold to estwatchĀ ā includes two possible routesĀ ā new!!skyhold to fort connorĀ (hinterlands)skyhold to halamshiralskyhold to hargrave keepĀ (fallow mire)skyhold to havenskyhold to jaderskyhold to minrathous ā includes three possible routesskyhold to ostwickskyhold to redcliffe villageskyhold to rock top ridgeĀ (hissing wastes)skyhold to sahrnia (emprise du lion)skyhold to solasanĀ (forbidden oasis)skyhold to south reachskyhold to suledin keepĀ (emprise du lion)skyhold to the storm coastskyhold to therinfal redoubtskyhold to val royeuxskyhold to wycomeĀ ā new!!vigilās keep to amaranthinevigilās keep to the black marshvigilās keep to the knotwood hillsvigilās keep to the wending woodweisshaupt to val royeauxwycome to denerimwycome to estwatch ā new!!wycome to haven ā includes three possible routeswycome to jaderwycome to kirkwall
DIY
transport speedsĀ āĀ includes dragons & ravensscale map of thedasĀ āĀ includes my reasoning & maths
route not here?
latest version of this post ā most up-to-date, check here for more routes!da travel tag ā all routes & da travel discussionsrequest a route āĀ iām literally always up to do map shenanigans =]
UPDATED 28.5.16
You get your mom started on Tumblr. @pickulohsmash @momofnerds
Finished Critical role Ep 53. Ā I seriously canāt stop drawing pike. Ā
Critical Role/D&D references in Blindspot (S01E19)
"I have lost control of this game."
Mattās reactions during theĀ āmagic pooā conversation (AKA the best ones) Requested by anon.
Critical Role episode 53 (feat. Vox Machina losing their shit): āI⦠have to confess something to you. Um. When you gave me that letter, you told me not to read it until you died.ā āYes.ā āI read it immediately after you left.ā āOh.ā
Bonus:
Bonus-Bonus:
omg thereās a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend
Now let me peel some fucking potatoes, Helen.
aggressively attempting to be a good houseguest (via outofcontextdnd)
I was looking for fonts recently and fell in love with many, so I figured Iād compile all my favorites. Some of them require a tweet orĀ FacebookĀ post to download. All credit goes to their respective makers.Ā
SIMPLIFICA | OTAMA | CORADIUM | BARON NEUE | BROWNIE | LOT | CHOPLIN | SEQUI | KOMODA | CUTEPUNK | FARRAY | HIPSTELVETICA | HIGH TIDE | ANDERS | ORANIENBAUM | LANDSCAPE | ONTWERP | SALOME
And we were almost eaten by a Winnebago!
Our mage [It was a wendigo.] (via outofcontextdnd)
I slipped and fell in love with Critical Role, so I accidentally spent my Sunday drawing a few of my favorite scenes from Percyās arc.Ā
I guess this is becoming a series?? Hahah. Next up is VaxāIldan (my second favorite)! ā„ Critical Role is becoming a new favorite thing to watch sooo yes, new things to geek out about. Also half-elves = darlings (especially smart-ass ones). ā„ā„
Vax: OK, what was I tuning out?
Vex: You have to get Gilmore to give us a discount! Youāre the one with the silver tongue.
Scanlan: Yeah, go tongue Gilmore.
Warlock: I threw a bra into the summon spell and now there's gonna be a Giant Bra Demon!
DM: Don't worry, it won't be that bad: that's a support class.
āA squadron of weirdly sized, flying cows, lit by moonlight, chasing a giant birdā is a canon description of events in Critical Role.
please watch Critical Role.
Love you, Marisha. Big fan!