GUESS WHO FOUND their Tumblr password after 2 years ...me
Tim “Dick Grayson fan first, everything else second” Drake’s home decor
Bruce: $15 is not real money. Bitcoin is real money
Jason: You just gotta die with a little piss in your pants
Dick: My life is teetering on becoming a Dead Dove: Do Not Eat fanfiction
Stephanie: They’re all straight men I bet, and therefore inferior to me
Babs: I’m in a wheelchair you have to fight me
Tim: Fret not, I have my Disney Princess Gummy Vitamins I eat by the handful. Theyre the only thing keeping me kicking
Duke: Id rather break another bone than take a straight ball shot
Steph to Cass (or vice-versa): You know everything about me, including my social security number. Why don’t you know my boob size?
Damian talking about his animals: They’re such beautiful creatures until they throw up in your lap
The kids talking about Bruce: I wonder if he knew he’d spend his career babysitting a bunch of queer autistic kids
Bruce talking about the kids: They’re abominations of nature but they’re MY abominations of nature
whacking you with my sticks. clang clang zap zap
my eyes are open
corensupebattinson please.... pleak...... pleek .. ... 💔💔💔💔💔
🤲
Dick: I just think, maybe, you're wrong.
Duke: Wow Richard, invalidating a young black man during Black History Month!
Dick, confused: Its April
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Tim takes the last two cookies for him and Bernard.
Duke, who already had one but wanted one for school: Woooow Timothy, taking from a young black man during Black History Month!!
Tim: Its September!!
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Jason accidently hits Duke a little too hard during a sparing match
Duke, who is completely fine the next second but is in that mood: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW—
Jason: Its fucking November and you're fine!!
Duke, ready to double down: WOW JASON PETER TODD, BEATING DOWN AND THEN INVALIDATING THE EXPERIANCE OF A YOUNG BLACK MAN DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!
bat-shenanigans
they’re the hero’s gothem deserves…?? maybe??
ref
a satisfactory answer for Selina
I just think that Joker would sidle up to Bruce Wayne at a urinal and be like 'pissing all by yourself handsome? ;)' and Bruce Wayne would be like 'we are in the bathroom of my heavily secured penthouse apartment. on the 101st floor. how the FUCK did you get up here'
but, crucially, he would not stop pissing
Jason. 29. Big Gay. Love DC
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