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Nightwing commission for a friend! (I would've done it for free you silly goose 🧍‍♂️)

Bruce, for the record, is absolutely stoked when Jason brings Roy around.

Because this now means that he is a grandpa. He is so ready to be a grandpa. Let him be a grandpa. Please please please please-

(finally, he gets to just give things to someone. anything they want. (finally, he gets to give Jason so much money and things and Jason can't say no because they are for Lian too))

The thing is, now he is in a very deep and serious rivalry with Oliver, who will not be replaced as the number one grandpa. Absolutely not. So now they are waging war on each other for Lian's affections.

It's messy and it's bloody.

One day, during a JLA meeting, Green Arrow notices something peeking from underneath Batman's suit. It's colorful, so it stands starkly against the dark suit. It looks very familiar.

Green Arrow looks down on his hands. At the friendship bracelet Lian had made for him. He looks back up at Batman and the very familiar colorful thing he has on him.

"What is that?" He asks.

Batman turns to look at him. He follows Green Arrow's gaze, and looks at the colorful thing on him, and then at the bracelet on Green Arrow's wrist.

"What is that?" Batman asks, nodding at the bracelet.

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

Green Arrow glares at Batman.

"It's a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

Batman glares at Green Arrow.

"And this is a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

They glare at each other. The meeting room has become several degrees colder. No one dares to utter a word.

Then they both pull out their phones and make a call.

"Jason-"

"Roy-"

Jason and Roy, in their bed, both realising that their dad's are calling them at the same time: fuck whatever it is, we're going back to sleep

Roy, walking in with Lian and Jason close behind: “Sorry we’re late. We had to wait out a terrible tantrum.”

Dick: “That’s okay. ‘Terrible teens’, am I right?”

Jason: “Oh no… it was me. It was my tantrum… Anyways, I’m fine now.”

Lian: “You’re thinking of terrible twos, Uncle Dick.”

Roy: “You’re both wrong. This is terrible twenties.”

i was looking for references and i found this very funny picture and i immediately went "jayroy"

It's called fashion, Bruce

another repost from my Instagram in 2021

conversation i had abt which characters have dimples led to this :>

Heroes loving and appreciating Nightwing 🖤💙🖤

In a universe where Damian was raised by Bruce since birth and never was told his siblings were adopted

Damian, age 12 helping unpacking things at Dicks new apartment: whos that?

Dick: Who?

Damian: That guy in the photo with you

Dick:

Dick: you mean- my dad? I never showed my parents to you?

Damian: there is no way thats our dad

Dick: our? Damian you- you know I’m adopted right?

Damian:

Dick:

Dick: we are all adopted, Damian.

Damian:

Damian: Even Cass?

Dick: you were there at her adoption.

Damian: I’m twelve! Probably didn’t payed attention to it.

Dick: you never asked yourself why do we don’t call Bruce ‘dad’?

Damian: I thought it was some petty teenager thing!

Dick: I’M 26!

Damian:

Damian: is Tim adopted?

Dick: yes?

Damian: knew it.

Backgrounds <

Anyways I haven’t posted timkon in a while, gotta fix that😼

Saw these and immediately thought of Tim and Steph wearing them during sleepovers and yes, they're interchangeable

(ps pls don't ask where they're from I saw them on tiktok a while ago and don't remember)

Every time someone writes a Batfamily fic that completely excludes Duke Thomas a fairy dies by the way.

Jason and Tim :

I imagine alfred combed all the robins' hair in the middle section since they were kids (and they're still doing it) only damian's the only one who's been able to escape this fate

unfortunate series of events at the charity gala

Talia and Damian commission

art dump

organizing my PC right now and found some silly stuff I don’t think I ever posted

REF:

If you're ever in the mood to draw babian again, you should totally have like a toddler damian waddle up to Tim on his tiny fat legs and go "Timothy, I would like to request my daily dose of uppies"

I also gave you Babian cuddles :3

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

Imagine John asking Clark to do a tik tok dance video with him but then Kon sends it to Tim who who shows it to Damian and Bruce and says they have to one up them.

Which because they’re competitive assholes they absolutely do. Bruce would hire dancers, rent out some very fancy venue, and get full lights and maybe even pyro.

Then somehow Clark gets stuck writing a puff piece at work about “billionaire Bruce Wayne and son go viral with elaborate tik tok dance trend” and Bruce has not stopped looking smug for days.

Today's a good day to be a SuperBat fan <3

Everyone say thank you Dan Mora and thank you Jorge Jimenez!!

Thoughts on the goat, Cassandra Cain?

She is a good egg!!!

corensupebattinson please.... pleak...... pleek .. ... 💔💔💔💔💔

🤲

Headcannon time:

Imagine joyfire and birdflash sitting down to figure out how to coparent all together.

Dick and Roy are exes that stayed really close but Dick was there when Lian was born and loves her and helped take care of her as a baby all the time. Then Dick and Kori had Mar’i who Wally has been a full blown cool step-dad to since Dick and Kori split up. All five of them get together to have family dinners and play with the girls who both love their weird step parents so much. Dick and Kori are still super close and would do anything for each other which includes weird parent teacher conferences

Wally adores the weekends they have Mar’i and spoils her to death and Dick falls in love all over again seeing Wally be such a great dad.

Dick especially loves watching how much Jason and Lian love each other and how good of a parent he is to her :’)

OMG a family vacation??? Can you imagine all of them going to a theme park or the beach or something and the people around them can’t figure out who the “parents” are lol

The past does not define us. I dread to think of a world without Dick Grayson. 🦇🪺

Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰

Inspired by:

based off the comic by @/silkentine.

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

save a horse (the sequel) 🐎

they are on a date <3

"a girl is damned if she does, damned if she doesn't" - my professor

if this isn't stephanie brown......................

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