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Tim “Dick Grayson fan first, everything else second” Drake’s home decor

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"

(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)

"go ask your dad" infinite loop

was thinking about them today (when am i not) and decided to draw them

big sister and little brother.

My favourite lovers dancing ✮⋆˙

whacking you with my sticks. clang clang zap zap

Has anyone seen my wife

Batkids sleepover

Wayne Family Adventures

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[ID: A fancomic featuring Batman and Superman in a diner. Superman sips coffee while saying, "You know... I DO show off sometimes, only to impress you." Batman looks shocked before he narrows his eyes at Superman. "Impress... me?" Superman smiles, says "Mhm," and takes a long sip. Batman, frowning: "You're Superman." Superman throws up his hands and replies, "RIGHT? It shouldn't be this hard. Why are you making this so difficult?" End ID] described by @nebulations

lazarus boy or something

Dick: I just think, maybe, you're wrong.

Duke: Wow Richard, invalidating a young black man during Black History Month!

Dick, confused: Its April

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Tim takes the last two cookies for him and Bernard.

Duke, who already had one but wanted one for school: Woooow Timothy, taking from a young black man during Black History Month!!

Tim: Its September!!

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Jason accidently hits Duke a little too hard during a sparing match

Duke, who is completely fine the next second but is in that mood: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW—

Jason: Its fucking November and you're fine!!

Duke, ready to double down: WOW JASON PETER TODD, BEATING DOWN AND THEN INVALIDATING THE EXPERIANCE OF A YOUNG BLACK MAN DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!

duality of man….

Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne are you Batman?

Bruce Wayne: What is a “Bat man?”

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Vicki Vale: Mr. Drake are you Red Robin?

Tim Drake: Like the restaurant?

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Vicki Vale: So Cassandra, are you Orphan?

Cassandra Cain: No I’m not an orphan. I have a dad.

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Vicki Vale: Mr. Thomas are you Signal?

Duke Thomas: Am I what?

Vicki Vale: Are you the Bat Signal?

Duke Thomas: That is the stupidest question I’ve ever been asked.

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Vicki Vale: Damian, are you Robin?

Damian Wayne: Tt, I am not a bird. Are you well, Ms. Vale? I’m concerned for your mental state.

My truth is that I like the discowing suit, and idk about all of Dick's siblings but I know FOR SURE that Tim "#1 Dick Grayson Fan" Drake has absolutely staked out the very top of the Hill To Die On defending that suit bc he likes it too

... ♥

been thinking about them a lot lately

Oh 10000000% and when Dick and Kori see the room for the first time they just look at Bruce and he’s like “what? Too much?” But seeing him being #best grandpa makes Dick so happy :’)

I’m obsessed with the idea of Bruce being a grandpa. He never got to do the whole baby thing with any of his kids so imagine Dick coming by with Mar’i and Bruce just melts. He fully has a growing collection of “worlds best grandpa” stuff people started getting him as a joke but now he cherishes them as some of his prized possessions.

And if people thought Bruce “have you seen my kids” Wayne was bad just wait till he busts out the grandkids album in his phone filled with hundreds of (most identical) photos that make his face twist into the mushiest sappiest expression you’ve ever seen.

Imagine the brilliant tactician that is Batman planning a family trip to Disney or something or orchestrating the most elaborate child’s birthday parties until Dick and Kori have to tell him to chill out a little.

Just let Bruce spoil his grandchildren!

big fan of Damian in the mikel janín style that is talia al ghuls baby he looks like her so much. al ghul face card doesn’t decline and personally I think we should draw him to look like her instead of Bruce clone 27

They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore

so idk if you've read discowing rises (from its mirrorball ashes) by InkpotSprite, but definitely recommend. Love the idea of Duke being fashionable and loving the Discowing look.

I’m obsessed with the idea of Bruce being a grandpa. He never got to do the whole baby thing with any of his kids so imagine Dick coming by with Mar’i and Bruce just melts. He fully has a growing collection of “worlds best grandpa” stuff people started getting him as a joke but now he cherishes them as some of his prized possessions.

And if people thought Bruce “have you seen my kids” Wayne was bad just wait till he busts out the grandkids album in his phone filled with hundreds of (most identical) photos that make his face twist into the mushiest sappiest expression you’ve ever seen.

Imagine the brilliant tactician that is Batman planning a family trip to Disney or something or orchestrating the most elaborate child’s birthday parties until Dick and Kori have to tell him to chill out a little.

Just let Bruce spoil his grandchildren!

Even as adults, they keep arguing.

When they first meet🦇💥🚀

doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂‍↔️

what happens if Batman is out driving the Batmobile and he gets pulled over & asked for his license

Nightwing, to his siblings: guyssss killing is like seriously bad :( say no to murder!! We’re vigilantes, not executioners!!

Bruce, vividly remembering the countless times he has had to physically restrain Dick from committing homicide, squinting at him suspiciously: hmmm

bat-shenanigans

they’re the hero’s gothem deserves…?? maybe??