Sibling Has Said Terrible Things To Me Involving Brynjolf. Please Kill On Sight.

Y'ALL

YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THESE AREN'T THE SAME GUY

IT'S FUCKING TRÈS BIEN???

you wish to read the Gnome Tome? tch… we keep that one in the forbidden section for a reason, kid. come back when you’re jolly

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

WHAT'S THE COLOUR NAME OP

THIS IS MY FIRST ROLL OF 2021 AND I’M SCREAMING

have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out

How to play an accordion:

-play piano.

-turn it 90°.

-never look at your fingers again.

-don't forget to do the squeeze.

Got stuck in my hoodie today. Let me out you godless bastard I love you.

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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