I Think They Should Make A Fighting Game Where All Of The Characters Are From The Public Domain

i wake up in the morning, i roll my neck, i say: “some things belong only to me. to have secrets is to be human.”

Thought this was about boats, and now I need to go lie down.

Wait are you a proshipper??

No??

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots 

Say something poignant, and then we'll talk.

I'm so flippin tired of having to wait my turn to kill people

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

Ah, but is it a crime to free just one?

I just want to walk through the forest with my titties out….. but the world is a cruel place and i am unable to live my dream.

No one likes my posts but I still think I am so funny

Where is

Where is she going?

there she goes