Took Me Years To Understand The "why The Long Face" Punchlines To "so A Horse Walks Into A Bar" Jokes

if you destroy the illusion magic holding my physical form together youll find a single withering parsnip in its place

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

There are no villains on this island, and there is no war in Ba-Sing-Se.

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

When Daff was born they just fell out.

KFJFJF so uhhh this is the first go around on what Daff's mom looks like, with a bonus baby Daff for sizing HDBFBFH

There used to be a butcher shop a five minute walk up the street from my house. To communicate how important that is, there is nothing else five minutes from my house.

There is nothing for at least fifteen minutes from my house.

If that butcher shop was still there I could walk up the street and buy a sausage and it would take me five minutes.

But it isn't, so I can't.

Why am I alive at this point, if I can't even walk five minutes and get a sausage.

He was gay. He came back from the dead, but also he was gay.

Why won't Jekyll say what he did as Hyde. He confessed to murder but won't admit to shenanigans