The Problem Is That Going To Bed At Night Feels Like A Chore Whereas Lying Down For A Forbidden Nap At

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THIS IS STILL THE CASE IF ANY WEARY TRAVELLERS WANT TO KNOCK ON MY DOOR DURING A THUNDERSTORM WEARING A RAIN SOAKED WHITE SHIRT AND HAVE ME COME TO THE DOOR AND INVITE THEM INSIDE OUT OF THE RAIN AND MAKE THEM A LOVELY DINNER BUT NOT EAT ANY MYSELF AND-

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

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Why would you do this

the single most powerful thing you can do to eat ethically, is to eat locally

I just got a job at McDonald's. When do I get to meet the clown?

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✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

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Did something happen OP???

trees are more dangerous than people bc sometimes they used to be people, but then figured out how to be very still & ever-growing & functionally immortal. anyway Don’t Challenge The Trees bc sometimes trees are haunted. this has been a PSA.

YES!!!! NEIL!!!!!

You all know what tomorrow is