If You're Reading This, You're On Tumblr!

Yeah. I did it. And I'd do it again. I will. Be afraid.

My sibling @bugishere gave me permission to post the body pillow design she made me for my bday so yeah. I'm normal about it. Under readmore because frankly, I think if I got suddenly jumpscared by this thing I'd actually fucking die.

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

I wish my bones rattled when I moved, I think that would be very fun and sexy of me.

Some of y'all's water tastes like skin tight jeans feel. You take a sip and just mm no get out of my body please thank you.

I like wearing masks because they hide my ugly

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

Like with cheeks, or?

will someone draw a bumblebee butt? i just really want to know what that would look like for some reason...

Finally, someone gets it.

🤔 much to think about

Once I invited someone over and she took one step inside, sniffed around, and said "wow. It smells like you in here".

I still don't know if that was a good thing or not.

Wh-

What's the soda OP?

Me: I will drink a caffeinated beverage on the day I took my adderall, it will not fuck with my sleep at all

Narrator: It did fuck with her sleep at all.