If You Destroy The Illusion Magic Holding My Physical Form Together Youll Find A Single Withering Parsnip

have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out

does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?

So I've quit McDonald's... Time to tell about my second secret job.

I wish my bones rattled when I moved, I think that would be very fun and sexy of me.

This is just megamind???

Good evening to my short kings

Y'all get it

I’ve decided that I have no desire to be hot. I want to be alluring, ethereal and slightly mysterious. Something that might make you question the existence of fairies if seen in the woods at night. Something that remember people of classic paintings of river nymphs and sculptures of greek goddesses

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

Girls be like "I can fix him", and it's their Dad.

Yes.

what kind of skill set do you need to make a cursed item