My Number One Skill Is Being Sooo Cute And My Number Two Skill Is The Ancient Curse

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

Got stuck in my hoodie today. Let me out you godless bastard I love you.

If you're reading this, you're on Tumblr!

Loser idiot human totally got drinked lmao

if i was a vampire i would say "i drinked you" after feeding

I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW

I want to tie this mug to my rucksack as I walk into the woods, not to return until next spring.

Moomin Mug by LivingInTokyo

They could still be mean to me... I'd like the gift card though.

Part of me secretly believes that if I make a really, really good and perfect piece of art that it will prevent people from ever being mean to me again. They'll say, "Wait, aren't you the one that made the really, really good and perfect piece of art? I'm so sorry for what I said. I thought the art was so good. I wish I had never hurt your feelings, now that I realize you are the one who made the art. I also have decided to agree with your political opinions. Here's a gift card."

Well i mean... It is, but they weren't supposed to know. Stop exposing all of my homoerotic subtext activities, the feds are gonna find o

okay this is REALLY funny actually

I die on MY terms. NOT YOURS GOD.

"Hold on, let me slither into something a little more comfortable." I say putting on a suit made of someone else's skin.