Bugishere - Bug

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

They could still be mean to me... I'd like the gift card though.

Part of me secretly believes that if I make a really, really good and perfect piece of art that it will prevent people from ever being mean to me again. They'll say, "Wait, aren't you the one that made the really, really good and perfect piece of art? I'm so sorry for what I said. I thought the art was so good. I wish I had never hurt your feelings, now that I realize you are the one who made the art. I also have decided to agree with your political opinions. Here's a gift card."

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

*whips out a magicians cape* and for my next trick, I will commit FUCKING ARSON.

Loser idiot human totally got drinked lmao

if i was a vampire i would say "i drinked you" after feeding

Got stuck in my hoodie today. Let me out you godless bastard I love you.

Girls be like "I can fix him", and it's their Dad.

I would like to clarify THE DRINK.

hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha