They Could Still Be Mean To Me... I'd Like The Gift Card Though.

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

just heard a skeleton skitter past ...

Jolene

Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.

Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.

Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.

The outside smells like cigarettes,

The change rooms smell like man sweat,

The back smells like Doritos,

The doors all smell like cleaner,

And I am alone.

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

Oh...

Hello there.

tap for a surprise

There are no villains on this island, and there is no war in Ba-Sing-Se.

I wish my bones rattled when I moved, I think that would be very fun and sexy of me.

Mickey Mouse: Runaway Brain Director: Chris Bailey | Studio: Walt Disney | USA, 1995