Bugishere - Bug

Some of y'all's water tastes like skin tight jeans feel. You take a sip and just mm no get out of my body please thank you.

allow me to tell you of the grave error i made yesterday. it was 8pm. i was cooking moroccan stew. needed to let it simmer for 25 minutes before i added the chickpeas. i shall go upstairs, thought i, and take a shower, and leave the chickpeas on the counter to drain. puddles the cat is sleeping near the stove. i briefly consider locking her out of the kitchen - but surely even she, leviathan of unconquerable appetites, will not concern herself with hard, drained, uncooked chickpeas. surely not.

with this set-up in mind, what do you imagine i found when i came back downstairs?

Fucker.

Fuck

you can only reblog this today

Fuck the military, all my homies hate the military.

I hate the military 💓! Hugs and kisses!

I wish my bones rattled when I moved, I think that would be very fun and sexy of me.

the cdc said we can kiss each other on the mouth

YOU

Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)