Just In Case You've Never Seen A Monkey Run …… （a Monkey In Qianling Mountain黔灵山 In China)

Bro I am literally just waiting for Neil to bang out the tunes

THIS IS STILL THE CASE IF ANY WEARY TRAVELLERS WANT TO KNOCK ON MY DOOR DURING A THUNDERSTORM WEARING A RAIN SOAKED WHITE SHIRT AND HAVE ME COME TO THE DOOR AND INVITE THEM INSIDE OUT OF THE RAIN AND MAKE THEM A LOVELY DINNER BUT NOT EAT ANY MYSELF AND-

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?

Some of y'all's water tastes like skin tight jeans feel. You take a sip and just mm no get out of my body please thank you.

No, 'cause THAT sounds like a Harry Potter spell.

motheren fuckeren

Crebit or Dedit?

basira. barista. basira barista. basirrarista

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

Twinker bell. full stop.

God gave me a brain so I could have thoughts like “what’s the masculine version of tinker bell? Oh, yes, Tonker Bell”

Bitch, that's Kevin...

Healer Cowboy Glam