Trying To Make An American Jiangshi By Taping A Mcdonalds Receipt To The Corpses Forehead

Is that The Raven Boys??? 👉👈

love reading with my favorite girl.

Oh and:

Talk to men.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION HOW THE MIDDLE SLIDE LINES UP WITH THE BOTTOM, AND THEN MOVES AND LINES UP WITH THE TOP?!?!!? SHKSMSKSKSK I-

THE FLINTSTONES (1961)      — 2.02 “Droop Along Flintstone”

There are no villains on this island, and there is no war in Ba-Sing-Se.

Say something poignant, and then we'll talk.

I'm so flippin tired of having to wait my turn to kill people

@despotgoblin

SCHOOL should always be your second priority. your first priority should always be committing STRANGE behaviors with your FRIENDS

Yeah. I did it. And I'd do it again. I will. Be afraid.

My sibling @bugishere gave me permission to post the body pillow design she made me for my bday so yeah. I'm normal about it. Under readmore because frankly, I think if I got suddenly jumpscared by this thing I'd actually fucking die.

have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out