The Identity Porn Potential Of Ollie And Bruce Both Knowing Each Other’s Identities But Not Revealing

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

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“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

I think Dick occasionally explains his many skills with, "I once had a job as a" and nobody buys it and to everyone's shock he really was a gay French gymnastics teacher at a finishing school for female assassins. And that's why he knows how to interpret cuneiform. Explanation over.

It’s never too late to learn the right way to do things: button sewing technique via imgur → more…

Barry: Hey Batsy, which Robin was the best at, well.. being Robin.

Bruce: The first one.

Hal, whispering to Diana: That's Nightwing, right?

Diana: Yes

Oliver: You answered that quickly.

Bruce: Asking which one is best at being Robin is just asking which one is best at being Nightwing.

Barry: Supes! do you understand him?

Clark: Nightwing defined what Robin is, Nightwing and Robin are one in the same. You can't get better at being Robin than him.

Hal: I thought Batman defined what Robin was?

Diana: You're sorely mistaken.

Couldn't decide if most of the Justice League should know the Batfamily's secret identities. You can change everytime Nightwing is said to Dick if you want, it makes no difference.

Fanfiction Prompt

In a non-Akuma related incident, Marinette breaks her right hand. Ladybug contacts Chat Noir, she's hurt her hand, and is worried she won't be able to perform her duties as ladybug until it heals. Chat offers a solution, they'll kwami swap. Yes, she'll still be less effective with that Black Cat with one hand down, but surely a full function Mr. Bug and a hampered Lady Noire is better than the other way around. So they swap Miraculouses. Oddly, when she detransforms later, Plagg's ring doesn't look like it did previous times they swapped. It's silver and a bit chunkier. The next day at school, Alya makes a noise like a stream whistle. Marinette is confused, until Alya spells it out... She's clearly wearing Adrien's ring. On her ring finger. On her left hand...

Prompt by Tiwaz

Tim: I can’t tell dick?? I don’t want him to think I’m crazy or not trustworthy bc I’m doing something reckless??!

Jason who saw Dick make out with a mark to steal something from his pocket when Dick was 17:…

Bruce who saw Dick jump off a moving plane and hum the song “I need a hero” instead of calling for Superman:

Wally who say Dick go fuck it and infiltrate a sex trafficking ring as a stripper bc someone said he was too pretty to work for the mob:

Roy who has smacked dick out of delusions 15 times too many:

Clark who saw dick stay in a radioactive city for vibes:

Diana who has heard Donna’s concerned ramblings since she was like 12:

Damian who saw that Dick turned the bat ears into projectiles that can electrocute you:

Steph who saw the same thing:

Tim who refuses to believe Dick Grayson can do anything that isn’t brilliant, premeditated and completely the best option: I CANT HE’ll be so disappointed:(

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

yes and then you're sat there unpicking/unraveling everything you just spent 2 days working on and wonder why you even started in the first place

Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

I finished this today, and I am so happy with them. This was an excellent use of the school holidays