We’ve Been Given Permission To Hit The Performers With Our Props If They Don’t Get Out Of The Way

im always like “wow im so tired i should go to bed” and then i open ao3

the urge to write a whole a$$ book just to prove that i can is getting bigger by the day

1931…Art deco…Alphonse Mucha…Frank Lloyd Wright…the love of the arts… I’m living the dream holy shit

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

the suffering never ends

Yeah sure we have demigods with ADHD and dyslexia but where are all the demigods with anxiety and seasonal depression

PLEASE

In The Screaming Staircase, Lockwood is wearing those striped rich person pajamas when Lucy wakes him up. What I'm saying is that having him sleep shirtless was a Choice

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four