Sometimes You Need Dialogue Tags And Don't Want To Use The Same Four

okay and ???? let me do it again

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

Real

the way yall will obsess over kids’ shows and then hate children

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

i refused to watch yu gi oh as a kid bc that one guys hair pissed me off

i fucking love star wars

want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

what is the point of life if not to have your brain busted open by some art every once in a while