Buxtry - Bingo Jones

please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person

Swearwolves Patch by TimidCryptids

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

We were told to play this in a minor key, once. It sounded like the slow, devastating murder of a room full of geese.

B, A, G

B, A, G

G, G, G, G

A, A, A, A

B, A, G

someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?

me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears

Fucking cheerleaders.

Furiosa colored

My mama always told me someday I’d be good at something. Who’d have guessed that something’d be zombie killing?