C4pt41nj4ck - Frog With Anxiety

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

Mario Chain Chomp Cat Bed made by TemptedBelongings

i do truly love all of the actors who have played spider-man, but no one gives off “stressed out bisexual who would absolutely get dicked down by a morally grey supervillain” quite like andrew garfield

Do u ever see a description and link to a fanfic on tumblr and think ‘na I don’t want to read fanfic right now’ and then u realize later that it sounded like a really good fic and you just despair because you know you won’t be able to find the post, and then you are randomly browsing through fics and ur like 'this one looks good’ then u come across a sentence you recognize from that description on tumblr and u just think 'I found u, u sneaky fucker’

Some RE fans be like:

totally not based on something I said to my 'friends' during a round of mario karts

Night at the Museum DumDumPosting on Facebook

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???