Anybody Else Got That Evergiven Sized Writers Block

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

genuinely I think one of my biggest hang ups with ocs is having net 0 ideas on how to draw them in a way that isn’t just Standing There

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

“Just one more fanfiction before I go to sleep”

Me, awake at 4:06am about to look for another fic to read:

Me: Hm, I think this character is not straight.

Someone: Ummm, actually, they dated *opposite gender person* so they are obviously a heterosexual.

Me: *pulling a "bisexual/pansexual/queer" card out of my sleave like it's a poker game and I am about to cheat*

Trod Au doodle dump of scenes im writing, all out of context and order because I'm trying to clear out my art backlog

question: how would you like your body to be taken care of after you die?

Luigi deliberately misidentifying animals to wind up Mario is peak sibling behavior.

Don’t ask what inspired me to produce this. I just loved the ‘why are you dressed like a BEAR?’ line from the movie so much XD.