Got Bit By A Girl And I Turned Into One

if I ever tell you that I'm going to bed, I'm lying to you. I'm not lying out of malice, but I'm definitely going to be awake for at least 2 more hours. I'm sorry

lmao.

*tucks you in*

*gives you a glass of water*

lmfao.

*turns down the lights to your preferred level of dimmness*

*turns on your fan to keep the room cool and give you some gentle white noise*

goodnight.

petplay? oh you mean that kink for burnt-out neurodivergent people with abandonment issues who need simple easy directions and assurance that the person giving them will still be there at the end of the night. yeah i got you i know what you're talking about

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

If you were a boy who wore a swim shirt every time you were swimming and got teased for how you refused to take it off even though even you couldn't really explain why, how's being a girl?

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.