Caapii - The Fluffnest

Wild that bullies were right when they called me gay and a girl growing up

treated myself to a little 'sleeping for eight hours' last night but i need to be careful lest i grow dependent on such luxuries

worst vampire boyfriend in the world doesn't want to fuck you after feeding on you because he's full and when he has a full stomach he gets sleepy

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that's my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that's just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, "Oh! Schrödinger's catgirl!"

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

just saw someone with fag in their username claiming it's bad to say retard even if you are learning disabled. webbed sight

okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.