Me: I Triple Dog Dare You T-

you can lead a horse to water, teach it to fish, and then look into its mouth

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

this is so fucking funny man

Imagine going out with a girl who's way out of your league but then you find out it's bc her kink is getting fucked by ugly dudes bc it feels degrading. I would shrimply end it all

im addicted to this video btw i quote it daily

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

i genuinely fear that i may be a dog