Bro I Saw The Cutest Gnome Ever On My Morning Hike Today But It Was An Invasive Species So I Had To Beat

worst legacy of millennial culture is the genre of song that calls you 'dear' or 'darling' in the first 10 seconds and then starts narrating some tim burton situation while a clockwork type of bitch plays baby's first arpeggios on an upright piano in the background

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

honestly it's incredibly disrespectful that i'm not waking up and getting one million kisses

this thread is literally me

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

the "frail boy whos no good at anything masculine" to "estrogen butch who will change your tires" is truly one of the best metamorpheses on this earth

Number 1 Victim

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Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

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A Song Of Mice And Fire

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter