We Are The Daughters Of Parents Who Should Not Have Had Kids

me: I triple dog dare you t-

the puppygirl: triple dog?

me: no I just-

puppygirl: where triple dog

me: it's just a turn of ph-

the ol' P-girl: I'll get the cuck chair

me: we don't have a c-

pupmaxxing girlmoder: awoooo

im on an eavesdropping diet. i eaves food and i drop it

Puckicho can you draw an intersex flag from memory without google

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

lmao.

*tucks you in*

*gives you a glass of water*

lmfao.

*turns down the lights to your preferred level of dimmness*

*turns on your fan to keep the room cool and give you some gentle white noise*

goodnight.