How Perfect It Would Have Been If These Were His Last Words Before His Head Exploded

me: these are my friends!!!

them: yeah! you're my friend :)

me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

if I ever tell you that I'm going to bed, I'm lying to you. I'm not lying out of malice, but I'm definitely going to be awake for at least 2 more hours. I'm sorry

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad

me: "oh no, there is a dangerous alien on the other side of this doorway, and the only way through is this small opening!"

the noble samus aran:

im addicted to this video btw i quote it daily

treated myself to a little 'sleeping for eight hours' last night but i need to be careful lest i grow dependent on such luxuries

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain