Treated Myself To A Little 'sleeping For Eight Hours' Last Night But I Need To Be Careful Lest I Grow

I dont have tumblr sorry

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

lmao.

*tucks you in*

*gives you a glass of water*

lmfao.

*turns down the lights to your preferred level of dimmness*

*turns on your fan to keep the room cool and give you some gentle white noise*

goodnight.

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

how perfect it would have been if these were his last words before his head exploded

me: "oh no, there is a dangerous alien on the other side of this doorway, and the only way through is this small opening!"

the noble samus aran:

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

allow me to advocate for the continued existence of cars for but a moment. What else would dragons fuck when they become real?