Becoming A Woman Raises Thought-provoking, Interesting And Cutting Questions Like "What If Your Hair

me: I triple dog dare you t-

the puppygirl: triple dog?

me: no I just-

puppygirl: where triple dog

me: it's just a turn of ph-

the ol' P-girl: I'll get the cuck chair

me: we don't have a c-

pupmaxxing girlmoder: awoooo

i am once again saying that vampires have so much slapstick potential. they should be getting hit by cars and shot for laughs more often

Its so weird seeing queer and trans 20-something trans people perpetuate the myth that minors need to be sheltered from all sex and sexuality rather than something thats a healthy and natural part of um. well like everybody's life.

idk if this is a contreversial take or not but i think that the ideal internet experience is being able to remove specific things (triggers, nsfw, gore) if you truly dont want to see them but overall being also shown things you aren’t interested in. i think one of my fave things about tumblr is seeing like 50% of my dash be about fandoms im not in, bands i dont like and quotes from books i dont want to read rather than this endless feedback loop of tiktok showing me ‘exactly what i want to see’ in a trap to keep me online as long as possible and blind to communities outside of my own. i want a mix of curating my own experience and a healthy dose of content i don’t already know i want to see, yknow?

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

this is so fucking funny man