I'm Sorry You Have To Be Dumb As Hell To Think Porn Invented Misogyny. Misogynistic Tropes In Porn Are

NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers

she put her balls in my pit til i dashcon

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

Pest control guy: Have you looked into getting a mouse trap yet?

Me: I'm pretty sure that's a slur but yeah I've done extensive research on femboy mice

(trying to compliment a rich person)

i went to the bank and everyone there knew you

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️