"i Just Don't Like Masculine Women" Literally I'm So Sorry For You Loss. I Hope You Get Well Soon

Got bit by a girl and i turned into one

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

allow me to advocate for the continued existence of cars for but a moment. What else would dragons fuck when they become real?

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

nearly all libraries have a ghost, but medical libraries frequently have a ghost and a skeleton

Pest control guy: Have you looked into getting a mouse trap yet?

Me: I'm pretty sure that's a slur but yeah I've done extensive research on femboy mice

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

yeah i have an outside husband lol i know its unethical but he just loves exploring