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To the anon/gravity falls comparaison, I can totally see it. I imagine meeting Ivor to finally fight the Wither would go like this

Ivor : I have extra weapons from the Old order so take anything you want

Make Jesse : *grab a diamond sword*

Female Jesse : and I’ll have a…. CROSSBOW

Ivor : … wouldn’t you rather like, a sword or something ?

Female Jesse : C R O S S B O W

Ivor : fair enough

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Proof that Google isn't always right

I understand the instinct to make Modern Odysseus the type of guy who use's his son/wife's name as a password. he's definitely obsessed with them enough

but Odysseus is smart. he would never make his password something easy to guess and his son/wife's name is super easy to guess, especially since he'd talk about them extensively to every single person he met ever

instead I propose his password is something absurd, like 'olive tree' but using 'Penelope' as a cipher

posted new Infinity Train fic that's not new because I've been working on it for at least a year: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62476399/chapters/159892666

here's a quote from chapter one: “When you said she was metal, I thought you meant, like . . .” Mr. Cosay struggled for words. “The slang word–cool, rad, all that stuff.”

"Nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Cosay?" I tried.

Guys….how about….Stan & Ford on the Infinity Train ?!?!! I’m going to make a fic istg-

I want to post a fic. The problem is that I haven't written it yet. I am working on this problem.

doing perimeter patrols is a common but little known ptsd symptom, and i think ford doing it not only makes sense for him post-portal but also is a great way to force awkward, impromptu conversations between him and everyone else

I love forcing my friends to play minecraft story mode with me ❤️

Exactly. Alternatively, Therapy or Death or Murder: The Show

Infinity Train is wild. Like, you can either face your insecurities or start a cult.