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hi im makai and i got horribly attached to an absolute reprehensible garbage scientist

@killingtrials

SUCCESSION — 1.02 Shit Show at the Fuck Factory

Referring to a canon character as "my oc" because I put more work into them than the author

❛ Someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room.  ❜

Thought that only lit up a spark of interest in a mind that was constantly questioning, Jackal’s attention remained primarily on the task at hand, scribbling notes that might read as nonsense to anyone but her. 

“That sounds strangely like an accusation....” She mused, clicking her tongue, not even bothering to pretend she was all that curious. Sure, a missing beer or two would trouble some people, and she might even look into it if he asked nicely but right now? What she was working on was something she deemed far more important. “........ As if I would even dare step foot into your little man cave.”

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S1. )

❛ hey ghosts! tousle my hair! ❜ 

❛ will you haunt me for the rest of my life? ❜ 

❛ so — so this is just a bunch of hobos and rapscallions. ❜ 

❛ that’s not creepy? that didn’t make your spine tingle a little bit? ❜  

❛ I’m just gonna’ get the fuckin’ holy water. ❜ 

❛ hell is supposed to be an awful place, I image the place is terribly maintained. ❜ 

❛ fuck that demon, he’s white washing the history of this house.❜ 

❛ should we poke it with a stick? ❜ 

❛ I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument. ❜ 

❛ oh shit, what up! I’m takin’ a selfie with some demons, yo! ❜ 

❛ jesus said chill. ❜ 

❛ you’re looking for me while grunting like a zombie! ❜ 

❛ they’re really just getting boned by fate right now. ❜ 

❛ gimme a little purple nerple or something, lets have some fun.❜ 

❛ holy shit balls! ❜ 

❛ why i’m walking here by my fuckin’ self is beyond me. ❜   

❛ I just love seein’ ya’ squirm! ❜ 

❛ well this seems all horrible and awful in general. ❜ 

❛ if you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving ya. ❜ 

❛ put it on wikipedia and lets leave. ❜ 

❛ I bet I could squeeze an apple till it exploded. ❜   

❛ here we go! rock and roll buckaroo! ❜ 

❛ you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming. ❜ 

❛ that demon’s racist! ❜ 

❛ those are some chunky paws on our daughter. ❜ 

❛ don’t be bruce willis from die hard. ❜ 

❛ your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting — it drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that. ❜ 

❛ I wanna see this girl eat some spiders. ❜ 

❛ that’s a real thing, pal. ❜ 

❛ — not jack nicholson, he was too cartoonish. ❜ 

❛ joke’s on them – no bed to shake. ❜ 

❛ he’s exactly what’s wrong with hollywood! ❜   

❛ my fuckin’ hard-on exploded. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜    

jackal is definitely the type who would rather you compliment her mind / intelligence rather than her looks. now don’t get me wrong, she knows she’s gorgeous! and will definitely use that sometimes, but lordy does she have a huge ego that stems mainly from knowing how smart she is and would totally be all smug and satisfied when you praise that. this also goes in line with how her ego can just totally overtake her caution and let her plans go to foil so it’s also a good way to like completely manipulate her but that’s another thing-

she also does get the tiniest bits awkward when her looks are complimented, given how she wears the mask almost 24/7 and becomes even more so when her eyes are praised.

jackal is 100% into body worship and whether thats a good or bad thing is up to who shes with-

TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART ONE

some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok

❛ God fucking dammit, Dave! ❜

❛ Oh, a fresh pie! Save me a slice. That’s good. Okay, that’s good. Yeah, that’s…alright that’s good. Oh - okay. Alright. Okay. Alright. Okay. That’s good…that’s good! It’s….IT’S ENOUGH SLICES! ❜

❛ It’s becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! …I am small. ❜

❛ Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F2-50. ❜

❛ I live inside you forever! With Satan himself by my side! ❜

❛ I’m picking up really sketch vibes. ❜

❛ I’ve brought you a gift. It’s a crystal, nothing more. ❜

❛ You probably think this world is a dream come true, but you’re wrong. ❜

❛ I was protecting ____. I will always protect ____…..I’m on my way to murder ____! ❜

❛ How is it that you go about defining good and evil? ❜

❛ People are always saying “omg ___! You’re so cute! I’d die for you!” So die. Sacrifice your soul for your queen. ❜

❛ Someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room.  ❜

❛ I don’t think so, darling. ❜

❛ I’m fast as fuck boy! Still fast as fuck boy! Come get some! I don’t think you have any idea just how fast I am! ❜

❛ Look at this distinguished gentleman! Look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very distinguished. Mmhmm. I see. I see. ❜

❛ You were dead! I saw you die! ❜

❛ You’re waking the neighbors. SHUT UP! ❜

❛ What the fuck is that fucking thing? What the fuck? Hello? WHOA. CHILL. BAD VIBES! ❜

❛ Not only did you do that, they got your ass on camera! This is the clearest video I’ve ever seen. This is the most HD shit ever! This is 4K. How did they get you in 4k? ❜

❛ What does this do in your fancy car? OH MY GOD I’M PLANNING AN AIRSTRIKE! AHHH! ❜

❛ I may not be a smart man, but uh, I know something’s fucked up when I see it. ❜

❛ Do I remember?…..no. ❜

❛ It is hot as hell in this fucky ass, hot ass room I’m in. IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?! ❜

❛ No more contacting please. Thanks. Appreciate.  ❜

❛ The trash man! I come out and I throw trash all over the ring. And then I start eating garbage. ❜

❛ Am I a lady or am I a rat? ❜

❛ Goodnight to people with daddy/mommy issues. ❜

❛ I am fucking crazy, but I am free. ❜

❛ He can’t keep getting away with it!  ❜

❛ Baby I’m not even here. I’m a hallucination. ❜

❛ Seems a down right shame. Seems an awful waste. ❜

❛ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of osha violations! ❜

❛ I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary!  ❜

❛ Everything’s cool right now. Might be some problems later, but uh, we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. ❜

❛ *to the tune of The Final Countdown* It’s the final brain cell! DODODOO DOO! ❜

jackal birf chart,,,

my jackal’s bday is february 10th........a......a day after fu hua’s yes i am making work for myself

@deathcage: jackal is probably an aquarius me: disgusting that means i have to make your birthday pretty damn soon

i wanna figure out a birthday for jackal but also i know nothing so i might just go bother @deathcage-

*coughs up blood but like in a sexy way* hey

‘ i saw you with my own eyes. ‘ / from raven!

“-Did not,” Jackal spats before her mind could think of a better... definitely wittier comeback but as of now, her attention had promptly been stolen by her hand struggling to fix the mask Raven so rudely yanked up. Fingers grasped the muzzle, keeping it firmly over her face in case this partner of hers decided to go in for seconds. 

Had she been upset about being seen? .... No. Not really. With Raven, it was okay-Not that she would ever admit that-But the sudden movement close to her face and Raven’s own appearing close to hers startled her more than it should’ve. Dull amber eyes had widened, and she backed up, limbs flying and face reddening before she yanked the mask back down.

“Well, I hope you’re pleased with yourself. You’ve snuck a peek at my brilliance-Consider yourself lucky!” Jackal scoffed, teeth gritted as she busied her hands straightening her coat. “Is that all you wanted....? To just... see me?” Brows raise, eyes glaring holes into Raven’s satisfied little mug. 

𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋   𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

NOT spoiler free.  contains triggering subjects: missing persons, age gaps mentions, + more. please read and reblog with caution.

’ i’m guilty for loving him/her/them. and for hating him/her/them. for killing him/her/them. ‘

‘ i’m guilty for loving him/her/them. ‘

‘ i’m guilty for killing him/her/them. ‘ 

‘ if you search her/him/them room, you’ll probably find it. ‘

‘ you’re not lying. ‘

‘ i didn’t see you. ‘ 

‘ i saw a woman/man living freely. not in a basement. ‘

‘ it didn’t make sense for a missing person to be in the living room making a call. ‘

‘ have you kissed someone significantly older? ‘

‘ are you daring me to? ‘

‘ i think because of our friendship, it’s where it all went wrong. ‘

‘  you’re officially a missing person. the police are looking for you. ‘

‘  friendship happens between two willing parties. ‘

‘ given the power dynamic between you, i wouldn’t call it that. ‘

‘ i can fix this. i’ll go home. i’ll tell them.. ‘

‘ i don’t know. i told you i’m not a good liar. ‘

‘ i need your help. ‘

‘  you kinda made it open season when you gave her/him/them a black eye! ‘

‘ why did you do it? ‘

‘ i didn’t have a reason not to believe her/him/them. ‘

‘ i don’t care! you abandoned me! ‘

‘ why isn’t she/he/they running faster? ‘

‘ then why would you send this letter?! ‘

‘ i will die trying to protect you from everything. ‘

‘ that’s a pretty big commitment at sixteen. ‘

‘ it’s a little bit of a stretch, don’t you think? ‘

‘ i know, just … call it a mother’s/father’s intuition. i feel it in my bones. ‘

‘ you’re so smart, you’re open, and you’re bold. ‘

‘  i’m glad, and surprised that we can just sit here together like this. ‘

‘ i want to believe you, but… ‘

‘ i saw you with my own eyes. ‘

‘ i followed you that night! ‘

‘ why are you doing this? ‘

‘ you’ve built a fortress around yourself for good reason. ‘

‘ you deserve kindness, [name:optional.]

‘ being on your side cost me my job, my reputation, my family as i once knew it. ‘

‘ can i confess something? ‘

‘ i used to really dislike you, like a lot. ‘

‘ i don’t hear that very often. ‘ 

‘ secrets are scary because everybody has them. ‘

‘ well, sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. ‘

‘ our parents have been basically married for a decade and we’re pretty much strangers. ‘

‘ talking might help. i can listen. ‘

‘ a therapist is not a sister/brother. ‘

‘ i don’t go hunting without arming up first. ‘

‘  you are actually trash, [name:optional]!

‘  really? what? no mocking whatsoever?! ‘

‘ i need to ask you something, and you need to tell me the truth. ‘

‘ how many times have you been inside this house? ‘

‘ i got addicted to the rush of it. ‘

‘ i don’t know what’s going on but, i’m here. ‘

‘ you can say that i pulled away from you but you pulled away from me too. ‘

‘ i don’t understand where all this rage is coming from. ‘

‘ but if you want to talk, you know where to find me. ‘

‘ god, you sound just like her/him/them. ‘

‘ i’m so sorry. i jumped to conclusions and i didn’t… ‘

‘ you’re embarrassing yourself. ‘

‘ now run along. ‘

‘ as i very clearly stated, i don’t want to speak with you in this moment. ‘

‘ did you see her/him/them? ‘

‘ i just don’t know what to think. ‘

‘ you know i would never lie to you. i would never lie to you, okay? ‘

‘ you know i would never lie to you. ‘

‘ [name:optional], i hope you rot in hell! ‘

‘ you are getting out and dancing with me this time. ‘

‘ if anyone can hear me, it’s [name:optional]. ‘

‘ that feeling is called guilt. ‘

‘ leave her/him/them alone. ‘

‘ you’re my new favorite person too. ‘

‘ you’re like my favorite person, maybe ever. ‘

‘ i was raised to be afraid of disappointing anybody. ‘

‘ christmas was truly the first time i really afraid of him/her/them. ‘

‘ making me doubt myself is so much worse. ‘

‘ you look awfully young to be an assistant principle. ‘

‘ you don’t know what you’re saying. ‘

‘ i think you should call the cops on me. ‘

‘ i think i’d be the prettiest girl in all of jail. ‘

‘ really nice smile, by the way. ‘

‘ i still don’t get why coffee smells so good yet tastes so bad. ‘

‘ i feel like i just disappeared and she just took my place. ‘

‘ i feel replaceable and it’s not a good feeling. ‘

‘ how did it happen? ‘

‘ i’m not sure you really want to hear about that. ‘

‘ so that’s a no, then. ‘

‘ there’s not a magic pill that fixes things. ‘

‘ we can do the work. ‘

‘ i believed everything you said. ‘

‘ i did everything you asked. ‘

‘ the moment that i questioned you, you tore into me. ‘

‘ you raised me to be blindly obedient. ‘

‘ my whole life, you have been toting me around like one of your purses. ‘

‘ why did you bring her/him/them down here? ‘

‘ hardly anyone knows who i am and i love snacks. ‘

‘ i’m going to be less like myself and more like what you want me to be. ‘

‘ can you not see how cruel that is? ‘

‘ can you not see how you ruined my life! ‘

‘ you didn’t even want it! ‘

‘ you stole what was basically my trauma journal and shared it in a courtroom. ‘

‘ we are just a few months away from the trail. ‘

‘ you’re not giving the impression that you’re the wronged party here. ‘

‘ i am the most hated person in the nation. ‘

‘ and you want me to be more like her/him/them? ‘

‘ we all want what we can’t have even if we have to change ourselves to get it. ‘

‘ there are some moments in life that changes forever. ‘

‘ you really like her/him/them, huh? ‘

‘ can you please just give me a minute. ‘

‘ it’s never going to be normal again.. is it? ‘

‘ you know, i can’t even remember when it ever was. ‘

‘ what’s happening to you.. i can’t even imagine. ‘

‘ i have no one. i have nothing. ‘

‘ [name:optional] isn’t who you think she/he/they is.

‘ we have evil living among us. right beneath our noses. ‘

‘ good aim. i’m impressed. ‘

‘ it’s a pretty lame and embarrassing first impression. ‘

‘ okay, well, i’m not leaving until you tell me. ‘

‘ why didn’t you say hi? ‘

‘ look, i know what i’m doing. ‘

‘ are you still on my side? ‘

‘ your memory’s been shaking since the trauma. ‘

‘ don’t you think it’s possible you didn’t see what you think you saw? ‘

‘ it’s kind of hard to tell which way is up these days. ‘

‘ i need to tell you something that is a long time coming.. you were right. ‘

‘ we kissed and i lied to you about it. ‘

‘ you deserve the truth. ‘

‘ i’m really really sorry. i really don’t know what else to say. ‘

‘ do you want to hit me? ‘

‘ say it again. ‘

‘ that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me. ‘

“fight club” (1999) sentence starters

Send me one to see how my muse reacts.

Trigger warnings: violence, murder, depression

“The first rule of ______ is: you do not talk about _____. The second rule of ____ is: you do not talk about _____.”

“Hit me before I lose my nerve.”

“Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.”

“When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… and you’re never really awake.”

“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need.”

“I found freedom.”

“You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.”

“I’d fight Gandhi.”

“If you don’t claim your humanity, you will become a statistic.”

“People are always asking me if I know [name].”

“Never been in a fight. You?”

“I don’t even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home.”

“We’re a generation of men raised by women. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”

“You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer. That’s pain.”

“My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.”

“Ah, flashback humor.”

“I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!”

“Hitting bottom isn’t a weekend retreat. It’s not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go!”

“All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he’s too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.”

“With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.”

“Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.”

“I don’t wanna die without any scars.”

“Listen up, maggots!”

“Fuck Martha Stewart.”

“For a second I totally forgot about [name]’s whole controlled demolition thing and I wondered how clean that gun is.”

“I know everything you do, so if you know I know.”

“You met me at a very strange time in my life.”

“I’ll bring us through this. As always. I’ll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you’ll thank me.”

“It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.”

“The things you own end up owning you.”

“This is your life, and it’s ending. One minute at a time.”

“[Name], I’m grateful to you; for everything that you’ve done for me. But this is too much. I don’t want this.”

“More than one side? You’re Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!”

“Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!”

“All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.”

“You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.”

“What would you wish you’d done before you died?”

“Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?”

“…We’re the same person.”

“Is that your blood?”

“I can’t believe he’s still standing.”

“He was a decent man, and we’re not gonna bury him in the fucking garden!”

“Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?”

“I know this because [name] knows this.”

“You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.”

“Self-improvement is masturbation. Now, self-destruction…”

“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay,  you are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!”

“It’s cheaper than a movie, and there’s free coffee.”

“Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?”

“Lord knows what they charged.”

“I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces.”

“Listen to me, I’m giving you a direct order. We’re aborting this mission right now.”

“With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everything’s far away. Everything’s a copy of a copy of a copy.”

“You’re going to call off your rigorous investigation. You’re going to publicly state that there is no underground group.”

“Why would anyone want this shit job?”

“We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.”

“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”

“These guys are going to take your balls. They’re going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times, press-release style.”

“[Name], what the fuck is going on here?”

“It’s called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.”

“I want you to hit me as hard as you can.”

“Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.”

“[Name] is dead. They shot him in the head!”

“When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just…”

“Why do people think I’m you?”

“Yeah, you’re sorry, I’m sorry, everybody’s sorry, but… I can’t do this anymore. I can’t. And I won’t. I’m gone.”

“Get the fuck out of here, you’re fired!”

“This isn’t a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.”

“You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.”

“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”

“Losing all hope is freedom.”

“I’m not [name]!”

“We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives.”

“I ask you for one thing, one simple thing.”

“Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God’s unwanted children? So be it!”

“If I didn’t say anything, people always assumed the worst.”

“People do it everyday, they talk to themselves… they see themselves as they’d like to be, they don’t have the courage you have, to just run with it.”

“I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know.”

“[Name] had bitch tits.”

“You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.”

“That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory.”

“Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?”

“Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive.”

“I feel like destroying something beautiful.”

“This isn’t love, it’s sport fucking.”

“It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.”

“I see all this potential, and I see squandering.”

“Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?”

“[Name]’s philosophy of life is that she/he/they might die at any moment. The tragedy, she/he/they said, was that she/he/they didn’t.”

“How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?”

honkai impact 3rd writing prompts.

“ but there are no ifs in this world. no one can change what’s already happened. ”

“ one’s life is promised inexhaustible possibilities—the people around them will change them and shape their lives. ”

“ hmm… but i think companionship is the best form of love. ”

“ the world will no longer be a pretty place. ”

“ the vileness of humanity is far more horrible than disasters. ”

“ if saving you is a sin, i’ll gladly become a sinner. ”

“ be brave and push on. you can still end this story the way you want. ”

“ damnit! you’re all a bunch of losers! ”

“ …do you live in hell? ”

“ why don’t you come closer and see for yourself whether i’m real or not? ”

“ ah, i missed this view. ”

“ i’ve been happy all along, how can i not be happy when you’re here? ”

“ i’m not doing this for you, i’m doing it for the truth. ”

“ …you’re particularly clingy today. ”

“ you don’t stand a chance, fool! ”

“ they never gave up, now i have to tell them that they made the right choice. ”

“ and yet you try to shoulder everything alone, even sacrificing your own life! ”

“ we were all failures. ”

“ so, lift your head and push forward! ”

“ i don’t even feel sad … just end this. ”

“ enough. why is it always like this? ”

“ ah… another year has passed. ”

“ enough talk. fight me. ”

“ now is the time to change the course of the wind. ”

“ you can’t run. “

“ time is the only resource i have left. ”

“ ugh. you need more sleep. ”

“ this is not the time for despair yet. ”

“ it’s too quiet… can you talk with me for a while? ”

“ good and evil coexists in everyone’s heart. ”

“ humanity exists to discover. ”

“ i’m not here for you. i’m here for the girls. ”

“ you cannot change this ugly world! ”

“ why is everyone around me even more annoying than i am. ”

“ i know one day we will see each other again. ”

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

“If God had wanted me to be the bigger person, he would’ve made me taller than 5′2.”

i feel like jackal is very warm. i saw a post about a character who gets very cold + character who is a living space heater and i feel like that’s jackal. and yet no one knows this because A.) nO TOUCH and B.) she has never had someone willingly cozy up to her

@elluellegend​ said: Now you're making me think of a smol version of Jackal in said cardboard box and now I feel sad for her ty--

jackal pre-fatui / world serpent:

jackal post-fatui / world serpent:

@winebornebard said:  Tartaglia :handshake: Jackal 'The Fatui think I'm weird but I'm too beneficial to them so they have to keep me around anyway'

They’re on the opposite ends of the ‘jock’ and ‘nerd scale as well. 

Tartaglia would probably frown on inhumane experimentation but he’s a fighty boi place an opponent in front of him and he goes haywire. Jackal..... is completely useless on the battlefield. Put her in a lab, it’s her home so she can perform amoral experiments like trying to dissect Archons and Adepti-

me: trying to think about what the fatui would think about jackal in genshin verse

me immediately: same thing with world serpent? they all think she’s a fucking nonsensical dumbass who makes them uncomfortable but she’s a genius so like they have to keep her

INTIMIDATION PROMPTS does what it says on the tin, ranging from minor to serious. as always, feel free to tweak these as needed, take care, and have fun!

Words:

‘you don’t want to do that.’

‘you’ll regret it if you do.’

‘touch that and i’ll put you out.’

‘i’m beginning to think this would be much easier if you were unconscious.’

‘my boss is very upset with you.’

‘do as i say and no one needs to get hurt.’

‘it would be such a shame to spoil that pretty face.’

‘you won’t be acting so tough when i’m done with you.’

‘you’ll be leaving here in a fucking ambulance.’

‘you’ll be leaving here in a fucking body bag.’

‘i could snap you like a twig.’

‘look at you. you really think you could take me on?’

‘don’t think i won’t hurt you. i will.’

‘you’re not as important as you think. i don’t need you alive.’

‘don’t think you can weasel out of this one.’

‘what are you going to do? scream? no one will hear you.’

‘keep your hands where i can see them. no funny business.’

‘do that one more time and i’ll…’

‘you may as well give in now. don’t bother stringing this out.’

‘no one is coming for you.’

‘it’s not yourself you need to be worried about.’

‘don’t kill me? oh, it’s not me killing you that you need to be worried about…’

‘i could keep you alive for days.’

‘no one will ever find your body.’

Actions:

[ LOOM ] the sender stands uncomfortably close to the receiver.

[ PROD ] the sender prods the receiver in the chest with a finger.

[ PUSH ] the sender pushes / shoves the receiver.

[ BACK ] the receiver backs away from the sender.

[ PLAY ] the sender conspicuously plays with a weapon in front of the sender.

[ POINT ] the sender points a weapon directly at the sender.

[ TELL ] the sender orders the receiver to move / do something.

[ QUIET ] the sender leans in to whisper something to the receiver. 

[ TOUCH ] the sender touches the receiver’s face / hair / similar.

[ CALL ] the sender takes a call from their superior in front of the receiver. 

[ SHOW ] the sender shows the receiver proof of their threat on their family / etc.

me whenever new people follow this blog: we post character hate here, sir.

THE DIM AFTERGLOW COULDN’T LIGHT UP HER AMBER EYES THAT HAD BECOME DULL. SHE HATED TO SEE THE SUNSET.

independent dr. leila cleo / jackal. adopted by mak / kai.

hellbade : senua’s sacrifice   sentence starters  change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying tw :  death ,  mental health ,  suicide ,  blood mention

‘there will be no more stories after this one.’ 

‘the dead don’t always lie still here. this is not a place of rest.’

‘you might try to ignore it, turn away. but it’s always there, just out of sight where you are the most vulnerable.’ 

‘bravery only means something to those afraid of death.’ 

‘there’s no going back.’ 

‘are you scared? you should be scared.’

‘I was just hiding. I find I live longer that way.’

‘you listened when everyone else laughed.’ 

‘you can’t just wish things away.’

‘you. you took him from me.’ 

‘I’ll give you what you want. I won’t resist anymore. just give him back.’ 

‘the darkness does not bargain. it does not reason.’ 

‘the hardest battles are fought in the mind.’ 

‘this is the price you pay for seeing things differently.’

‘once you gaze into that relentless darkness, all that lurks within it … can see you too.’ 

‘it’s like crossing into another world that looks the same but feels different … an imposter world.’

‘those who make it back are forever changed.’ 

‘just because you cannot see the threat, doesn’t mean it’s not already here.’ 

‘do you know what it’s like to leave everything behind?’

‘when darkness speaks, it changes everything. turning home into a foreign land and loved ones into strangers.’ 

‘exile makes sense when you realize you were never really home in the first place.’

‘I was so naïve to think that I could banish it myself.’ 

‘I wish you could have seen my home before these dark times.’ 

‘you have the sight. just like I do.’ 

‘there is nothing wrong with seeing the world the way you do.’

‘you cannot overcome suffering if you refuse to look at it.’ 

‘defy the gods, (name)! find your own path, like I found mine.’

‘my god(s) abandoned me! I am alone!’ 

‘to survive … I did things. bad things. like you (name), the man I once was died.’

‘you say your world has collapsed? good. let it collapse and have the courage to shed your tears.’ 

‘I wouldn’t have made it without you.’ 

‘this darkness takes everything. everyone.’ 

‘we can fight this together. side by side, we always do.’

‘this is my battle. I must face it alone. away from here.’ 

‘I believe in you. you know that.’

‘just promise me that you will come back to me. I want you to say it.’ 

‘I will come back to you, I promise.’ 

‘(name) is getting stronger! you must stop him!’

‘remember your training.’ 

‘in the end, we all fall. even the gods have their time. yet still we go on. why?’ 

‘be ready to face horror in the eye, like I have, to find your answers.’ 

‘when the illusion of self is shattered, you simply cease to be.’ 

‘you can feel it, a stranger in your own body, an impostor … and nothing is the same ever again.’ 

‘did you think that I would let you go?’

‘I’m not ready to die.’

‘do you still hear his screams?’ 

‘they can break you, but not your promise.’

‘even death won’t keep you apart.’

‘you fought for your dream, now there is no way to win.’ 

‘you ran from it but brought it nearer.’ 

‘you will walk into the lair of the beast, look it in the eye and you will go to war.’

‘this is your mission. this is your quest. there is nothing else left.’

‘why suffer the past when there is a new road ahead? the only one that makes any sense.’ 

‘what are you doing? you’re showing weakness! you’re not a warrior, you’re a disgrace!’

‘they say dreams are visions of our memories, thoughts and fears as seen by our inner eye. but what if each of us is always dreaming?’ 

‘did you really think you could win? how could you be so stupid?’

‘go on, feel sorry for yourself because there’s no one left to do that for you.’ 

‘if you’re too much of a coward to fight then go ahead and end the suffering.’

‘maybe you’re already dead.’

‘there will be times that you will feel alone and exhausted, like a strange little fish swimming against the tides of the big ocean. but have the faith to let go and let the tide carry you away. because the whole ocean if your home and it does not ask you to swim against it.’

‘the gloom lifted, and for the first time in years, I felt a ray of hope.’ 

‘you want to believe it’s real but it’s a trick.’ 

‘it only takes an instant. fear swallows you before you have a chance to make sense of it. and darkness becomes a part of who you are.’

‘there’s no going back to how things were. there’s nothing left to go back to.’

‘you will die here. and all your suffering will have been for nothing.’

 ‘i’ll find you, my love. I promise.’ 

‘it’s so strange that we go to such lengths to bury death, something so very ordinary, inevitable.’

‘it’s as if we conspire to hide death because we have no answer for it.’ 

‘when death comes, and it forces itself onto our friends or loved ones, then comes the reckoning.’ 

‘if you go down there, no one can save you.’ 

‘that voice, it’s not (name).’ 

‘I can see the darkness in your eyes.’ 

‘no boy is going to save you, no one can.’

‘you cannot escape the darkness. your curse will make everyone suffer. their blood is on your hands!’ 

‘you’re tired but you have to keep going.’ 

‘this is wrong, this has to be wrong.’ 

‘they say that I’m cursed. what if they are right?’

‘they’re afraid of what they can’t see. like children afraid of the dark, they make up stories to fill the void. that doesn’t make them true.’

‘you have to step out of this darkness. let them see you for who you are, like I have.’ 

‘without you this darkness has made me a monster.’ 

‘the world once seemed so simple: black and white, darkness and light.’

‘the truth of life is revealed when we can face death without fear.’ 

‘how can the gods understand us if they refuse to die themselves?’ 

‘what if this is pointless?’ 

‘it makes sense in your mind but it does not make sense in the real world.’ 

‘maybe this is the price paid for the gift that the gods have granted you. the gift that makes you so very special in my eyes. just another part of the person I love.’

‘your eyes were open but you were … gone.’

‘I heard your voice. you brought me back.’ 

‘you found your own way back. all you needed was a little help. a little hope.’ 

‘you will pay a price for this.’ 

‘do you see it clearly now (name)? the suffering you’ve caused.’ 

‘you have blood on your hands.’

‘why must they pay for your heresy?’ 

‘why are  you fighting for someone who is already dead?’ 

‘I can’t fight it anymore!’ 

‘you said it, I have blood on my hands.’ 

‘I didn’t say that, you’ve done nothing wrong.’ 

‘who do you trust? him or me?’

‘do you still believe in me, (name)? in us?’ 

‘you don’t have to do this on your own anymore.’ 

‘silence is lonely.’ 

‘how will you save (name) if you are too much of a coward to step into the shadows?’ 

‘your sword is useless here.’ 

‘do you remember that darkness, (name)?’ 

‘I wont give up. I’m not going to rot in here!’

‘if I had stayed, I wouldn’t have survived.’ 

‘it was my mission to make you hate, to hate this darkness with a passion so great, it would focus your mind on the quest.’

‘all this time I’ve wanted to protect you from the truth that would have destroyed you a long time ago.’

‘I won’t stand in your way. you will not survive what is in there.’ 

‘I’m not here to fight my past. I’m here for (name).’ 

‘I will fulfil my vow, whatever the cost.’ 

‘that is our gift and our duty. I’m not going to look away in fear anymore.’ 

‘we’ll all die someday.’ 

‘I don’t want to die.’ 

‘if you don’t want to die with me, then leave me alone.’ 

‘there is nothing to go back to.’ 

‘it’s not like the old stories, is it? the noble warrior facing evil in search of victory and honor. clear dividing lines.’ 

‘it’s as if it knows true torment lies within memories you cannot defeat. cannot escape.’ 

‘don’t see me like this. turn away, (name).’ 

‘I remember it clearly now.’ 

‘fuck the gods! you did this!’ 

‘you created this darkness so you could hide behind it!’

‘only suffering brings salvation. it is the way of the gods.’ 

‘it was all a lie! you are a lie!’ 

‘look at you. running forward but moving backwards to wallow in your miserable past.’

‘I tried to save you from yourself.’ 

‘what can you do to me that you haven’t already?’ 

‘let go of your battle. let go of redemption. let go of (name).’ 

‘let go of your battle. you’ve done enough.’ 

‘you’re killing yourself.’ 

‘is that what you want me to believe? after all you’ve done to me?!’ 

‘you’ve crawled into me to confuse me and deceive me!’ 

‘you will have to kill me because i’ve got nothing left. no fear, no hate. no quest. nothing.’ 

‘you will have no power over me.’

‘a life without loss is one without love.’

‘the longer you hide from it, the longer the shadow grows, until all you can see is darkness.’

‘when our time comes, we must look death in the eye and embrace it as a friend. only then can we let go of our fear, and emerge from our darkness.’  

‘do not mourn the waves, the leaves, the clouds. even in darkness the wonder and the beauty of this world never leaves us. it is always there. waiting to be seen again.’

i just saw a picture of jackal and out loud i went “oh look at you you disgusting individual”

i need more people to play honkai so they can make fun of jackal with me. yes honkai also has a gorgeous story that far succeeds genshin’s (listen i say this with love im also a genshin but i CAN say this because genshin is still a baby game while honkai is a few years old) and lit af characters but make fun of jackal with me.