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“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.

For my little sister to get a new service dog that can actually accommodate her needs, it's going to cost $10,500.

American "Healthcare" is a fucking crime against humanity.

Lucy: Say yes to masks and no bras.

Natsu: FREE DA TITTIES PROTECT DA CITIES!

Me_irl

This is important hello (x)

Reploging forever

Mom used to love to avoid looking at me. She avoided thinking of it. I wanted her to think it through with me, to worry with me. To say she wanted to live life with me.

Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine

Like damn I have chills love this scene

Fairy Tail: Final Season | Ep 303 | Gajeel Future, Family and Happiness

https://picrew.me/image_maker/9889/complete?cd=oFvVlZHxKX

For funs

For real tho

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

Side not if you live somewhere where planned parenthood is available you can get birth control for cheap and they won't tell anyone you don't want to know including your parents. You can pick it up there or have it sent to a pharmacy. Where I am a yearly exam is 50$ and a box of birth control is 18$.

So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own blood.

Wait, let me back up.

Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering that my period is pretty much permanently irregular, I get to wake up a lot of mornings in a pool of my own blood. Hmm. Lovely.

I then proceed to dump my sheets, my underwear, and my pajamas in my laundry room in a tub filled with cold water, with the hopes that this time I haven’t ruined them permanently.

What next? Well, a shower of course! To wipe off the smell of rotting blood from my body! Squeaky clean and towel fresh I have about a two minute window before the volcano of blood begins to erupt again from my vagina.

What will it be today? A piece of chlorinated toilet paper cardboard with a string that I get to shove up my hole wherein the blood will sit and rot until the next time I can shove another piece of chlorinated cardboard up the same hole? Or, a plastic lined toilet paper diaper attached to my underwear that causes rug burn to my vaginal area when I walk? Well the later requires less coordination, and it is early, so I guess I’ll be sitting in a period diaper today. The best ever.

Of course, I could always just get birth control, and lessen this whole shit. But 1) I can’t afford it 2) I can’t ask my dad to pay for it because, guess what? Just like the men who run my government, my father correlates birth control with sexual promiscuity! Thus, sitting on my rotting blood, undergoing severe cramps that have on more than one occasion caused me to black out, it is! (Not that birth control is such a walk in the park either, our bodies have to learn to deal with the hormones and other chemicals and consequences that birth control entails.)

Then, I get to go to class, where I have to pretend that I am not a leaky faucet of blood and tissue. I get to sit in Calculus, and if heaven forbid, I need an additional pad, I have to be discrete about it, so as not to offend the men’s gentle sensibilities to the fact that I am the one dropping tissues and blood from my body through my vagina.  

I once asked a male to take me to the pharmacy so that I could pick up (GASP) pads, or as we like to call it “feminine products” (again, so as not to offend the gentlemen’s overly sensitive natures) and had him equate me talking about my period to him talking about his erections.

ARE

YOU

FUCKING

KIDDING

ME

No.

This is nothing like your fucking erection’s. I don’t derive any enjoyment from this. I can’t mentally control any ounce of this entire process. I can’t masturbate my problem away. My period does not end in orgasm.

It stays. For at least five days in my case. Draining blood out of my body. Causing me severe cramps, making me irritable -not because I’m uncomfortable (which mind you, would be reason enough) - but because my hormones are all over the place, bloating me up to two sizes larger than I normally am, I have to actively fight not to smell like a fish market, and on top of that, you want me to be hush-hush about this? Because it’s icky for you?

And this is not an attack on that one man, this is an attack on ALL MEN who on top of sitting on their throne of gender privilege want me to stay quiet and be content about the fact that five days out of every month I get to undergo this happiest of joys.

And then, these very same men have the audacity to get annoyed because we don’t want to listen to their bullshit complaining about traffic? Or whatever other meaningless story they happen to tell us while our bodies are actively fighting against us? Then we get to be the butt of their tired-ass jokes? Sorry, I am most certainly not sorry.

I repeat NO. I say women come out of the period closet and say, “You know what, this happens to me. Every. Fucking. Month. And it’s terrible. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MORNING.” Because the truth is, if I live in a country where Viagra is covered by medical insurance, but birth control isn’t, I can no longer keep denying that I live in a country that is actively waging a war on women. And if I live in a country that is actively waging war on my sex, the least I am going to do is break patriarchal social propriety to inform anyone and everyone of the shit biological process I was BLESSED enough to be born into.

Hello, my name is Cara, I’m a 21 year old woman, and today I’m on my period. Let me fucking tell you about it.

lmm-43‌:

I’m such a “ Nah, I got it ” and suffer in silence type of person.

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

Yyyyaaaassss

Reblog for Bunny Girl Shiki

Rebloging for shirtless Natsu 😍😍😍

When people don’t find Natsu attractive, Im always confused because

NaLu Fic Recs - SFW

Sooo, there was a bit of chat on the NaLu Discord about fic recs. I have read a lot of fan fiction; for a while there I had terrible insomnia, and I would go to bed, read fics all night, and then get up and start my day. 

But now you get the benefits! Here are just some of my favourite SFW fanfics. All these are completed fics on Fanfiction.net I have heaps of favourites that aren’t completed, and may never be, which is a little heartbreaking, but just the nature of the beast I guess. 

But, I digress - behold, a list of SFW fanfics for your viewing pleasure…and remember, if you read, give the writer some review love.

One Shots

Just Fine by Sofiesticated:  After being tortured for months, Lucy has begun to isolate herself, trying to assure people (mostly herself) that she’s fine, but a certain Dragon Slayer doesn’t give up on her so easy. Rated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Words: 1,986

Play List by GeminiMab:  Every one loves new tech toys right? Well Lucy does! Unfortunately so does her team. Lots of friendly feels and a few sweet moments. Just a fun story that’s worth a read for a laugh- Rated for cursing *I do not own FT or any of the other copyrighted material found within. I only own my plot line and insanity* ****Mostly placed Post Manga but could go anywhere after Tartarus**** Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Friendship - Team Natsu - Words: 6,328

Gift of the Sea by notjustanyfangirl:  Natsu is intrigued by the sad blonde girl that comes to the pier every evening, and decides to do something about it. An unexpected friendship leads to unexpected revelations. Mermaid!AU Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Friendship - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Words: 6,458

Are You Still Watching by HerFairy:  Lucy needs a break from her overbearing father. What better way than watching Netflix over someone’s shoulder at the library?Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Romance - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Words: 2,290

Love Me Now by Chikachoo:  Lucy had been through many bad experiences but this time almost broke her. She had never wished for the presence of a certain dragon slayer, with hair the colour of cherry blossoms, more than now. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Angst - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Words: 5,439

Cops and Robbers by Rivendel101:  Lucy wakes up to the sound of running water, a blinding light, and a crick in her neck that tells her she had a really rough night. Though, she probably could have deduced that without the pain, considering she’s pretty sure she fell asleep in a bathtub last night, according to her slightly hazy memory. (Rated for language and inappropriate thoughts by Lucy) Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Words: 3,120

One Other Thing by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx:  After Chapter 489 - Natsu and Lucy are sent home after their battle with August for some R&R because of an injury Lucy sustained, while the Guild plans its next move. Lucy’s stubbornness brings out Natsu’s frustration which only serves to irritate Lucy when she misunderstands the intention behind his words. Rated: Fiction T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Words: 4,908

Together by SolidScriptJess:  “So don’t you ever for a second think that I would wish to trade you. You’re the light of my life you aggravating, irritating, loud, weird, caring, selfless, strong, beautiful girl. I love you so much.” NaLu one-shot in which they’ve just moved in together and Lucy is trying to come to terms with the fact that Natsu had been engaged to Lisanna before he met her.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance/Angst - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Lisanna S. - Words: 2,814

Eye of the Beholder by madartiste:  Natsu realizes something about Lucy after seeing her in her old habitat. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] Erza S., Gray F. - Words: 2,915

Plan H by Toxineena:  So far, Erza and Gray were on plan H; H for hot spring. Needless to say, Natsu and Lucy hadn’t been very cooperative. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Words: 4,834

Plan I by Toxineena: It was like his heart was just saying: Her. It has to be her, and no one else. Sequel to Plan H. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Words: 6,911

Thoughts from the Bathroom Sink by Tonoxic:  It felt kind of weird looking at her work from between his legs. Funny thing is he didn’t even come here for this. In fact, he didn’t even know she could do this. He was going to wait till morning for that but as soon as he had stepped into town, his mind instantly thought “I wonder what Lucy is doing?“  Rated T for angry Lucy’s swearing.Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Words: 2,433

Snow White and the Fairy Tail Mages by InLoveWithFairyTail:  The Fairy Tail gang decides to act out the classic story of Snow White! And it went well! Hahaha, no. No, it didn’t. If it did, what would be the point of this story? "Our bedroom door’s open!” “Wait one f***ing minute, we sleep in the same BEDROOM?” Rated T for swearing. One-shot.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Team Natsu, Laxus D., Mirajane S. - Words: 4,276

Sausages – A Breakfast Story by Aryndiel:  Lucy needs some cheering up, and Natsu is just the man for the job. But the advice he’s getting seems a bit strange. Will breakfast really help? More importantly, is Gray’s face going to freeze that way? Why did Bixlow just spit his beer? What’s wrong with Romeo? And will Gajeel ever find the answer to the question everyone’s wondering about?Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Words: 3,915

Chapter Fics

Winter’s Blight by McSquidster:  Natsu had trusted Gray with Lucy’s life, and the raven haired boy would be damned if he let their captors do anything to her. Nuclear Winter AU. Warnings: Mentions of rape and cannibalism.Rated: Fiction T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Gray F., Jackal - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,430  

Cops and Writers by jrhcomet:  Lucy Heartfilia, accomplished author, is in for the ride of her life when she teams up with Detective Natsu Dragneel to solve cases around Magnolia. (Castle with Fairy Tail) Please review, this is my first fanfic and tips are always welcome! I do not own Fairy Tail! Only this plot is mine. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,509

Life in Technicolour by stopnatsu:  Lucy Heartfilia has grown accustomed to seeing life in black and white, but she dreams of a more colorful world. Desperate to find where she belongs, she leaves her life behind, intent on fulfilling her childhood dream of seeing a rainbow. Will she ever be able to see the beautiful colors of legend? And is it true you can only see them once you meet your soulmate? Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Romance - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,011

Virtual Flames by MizzyPlatinum:  A blossoming internet (Tumblr) friendship soon develops into something more. Nalu. AU. Slice of life. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Chapters: 89 - Words: 241,288

Begin Again by waiting-for-you443:  When journalist Lucy Heartfilia is welcomed home from work by her boyfriend’s fists, she does what most would do: calls the police. But when your psycho ex-boyfriend is a cop, things get complicated. It’ll take a pair of rookie detectives, a journalist, and the entire Magnolia Police Department to ensure Lucy’s safety. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Suspense - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Gajeel R., Team Natsu - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,737

Big Sister Lucy by Kayla the kawaii gurl:  All she wanted to do was help young girls follow their dreams and find themselves. She never thought that she would be gaining a little sister and much, much more. AU NaLu! Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,041

What Bloomed in the Heart of Winter by starmini:  A chance encounter with the Maiden of Spring sets off a chain of events that threaten the order of the seasons and the fate of the world. The Lord of Winter is willing to plunge the world into chaos for the sake of his desire. Yet, the Lord of Summer and the Maiden of Autumn will fight to stop him. Rated: Fiction K - English - Romance/Drama - Erza S., Gray F., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,685

One of the Boys by stopnatsu:  “I love you, Natsu,” Lucy had whispered. Natsu smiled and replied, “I love you too, Luce. Like a brother.” Nalu AU in which Lucy and Natsu are childhood best friends. Oh, and she’s desperately in love with him, but he’s too dumb to notice. After leaving to attend an all-girls’ prep school, she returns, a changed woman. But will he even notice? Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Drama - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,533

Warm Feelings by Checkmate-13: Fairy Tail is forced into a team building activity that revolves around anonymous compliments. The consequences of these messages may have a bigger impact than they bargained for. NaLu. Gruvia.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Gray F., Juvia L.] - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,794

Salamander and the Deadly Flu by Hejmdal:  Because given the right circumstances even the hyperactive dragon slayer can become an innocent victim to the “dangerous” disease. Rated for minor swearing (NaLu). Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,054

Possession by HawkofNavarre:  She didn’t belong to him…yet. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Friendship - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,998

Yes! Opposite sides of the bed, same blanket, our girl Levy is getting some 😘

under the same blanket hmm (◡‿◡✿)

Yes! Opposite sides of the bed, sa

under the same blanket hmm (◡‿◡✿)

I don't even know what to say. This is freaking awesome

Traditional Georgian dancing.

I love this

Heard you're a nalu fic dealer. Would you mind hooking me up with some recommendations of your fav fics? ;)

Yes!! I’ll gladly recommend some fics, they’re mostly AUs I hope you don’t mind!

Mautrino Anything by @mautrino

Glory & Gore This fic is incredible! @stopnatsu

SolidScriptJess @solidscriptjesss is great too!

@toxineena has lots of oneshots!

Talesoftwofairies “Coloured by love” will hit you in the feels

Dauntless by @hungrypeanut

Anything and everything by @rougescribe you can find the ff link here

Infatuation by Jayalek

Anything by Superfreakerz @superfreakerz

Anything by Snogfairy @snogfairy

Anything by Nalunatic @nalu-natic

Moeruhoshi has some quality smut @moeruhoshi

theweiszguy has some great oneshots and a amazing single!mom au @theweiszguy

Zerooof has two really angsty oneshots and has a good Single!dad au

I’m sure you came from @caandleworks but I’ll link her anyway!

Akamagerain has some wonderful oneshots and multichapters @magerain

Lonestorm is another great one, highly recommend Pass it on @lonestorm

Go show these lovelies some love!

Damn

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

Rougescribe’s Fanfiction Masterlist

This is a comprised list of every Fanfic that I have currently written and is posted online. I made this list for those on mobile who can’t see the official ficlist that I have posted on my blog. Feel free to reblog and spread around!  Special Note: If you like what I do, want to see more and help me be able to accept requests/commissions- feel free to let me know via reblog/ask or buy me a coffee!   Support Me on Ko-fi   Disclaimer: The Ko-fi link is more like a tip service that helps me out with small finances as I try to work and keep up with bills. It’s not necessary, but is appreciated if you ever feel the need to send something in. Please, don’t feel obligated!

MULTI-CHAPTERS

Flame’s Desire: Fairy Tail AU. Nalu.  on-going Chapters:  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 ,

End Of The World As We Know It: Fairy Tail AU. Nalu. on-going (hiatus) Chapters: 1 ,

Red Herring: Fairy Tail AU. Nalu - Coming Soon

Like a Trojan: Fairy Tail Au. Semi- On-going Chapters: 1 ,

Dragon Bond: Fairy Tail AU - Chapter Edits On-Going Chapters: 0 , 1 , 2 ,

Smile In The Embers: Fairy Tail AU - On-going (Completed Soon) chapters: 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 ,

ONE-SHOTS

Primal: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content Soft Caress: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content Dancing Flames: Fairy Tail AU. Nalu. Adult Content Tease: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content The Mood: Rekindled:Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content What Doesn’t Submit: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Progression of Attraction: Fairy Tail. Nalu Don’t Think About It: Fairy Tail. Nalu Under The Starlight: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content None The Wiser: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content. Under The Table: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content Wash Away My Tears: Fairy Tail. Nalu. The Matching Scale: Fairy Tail AU. Nalu. Adult Content. Settling With Insecurity: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content The Morning After: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content Then It All Flips: Fairy Tail. Edolus Nalu. A Moment In Time: Fairy Tail. Nalu Transient: Fairy Tail. RoguexLevy The Secret That Bound Them Together: Fairy Tail. LevyxErik Mindsplitting: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Mistletoe Claim: Fairy Tail. Nalu Sun In The Rain: Fairy Tail. Nalu Difference In Opinion: fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content, All In: Fairy Tail. Nalu. Adult Content

Commissions

The Forgotten Temple: Fairy Tail AU. LevyxNatsu (commissioned by Gytech) Part: 1 ,

Girl yes

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids