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Random modern-Day au headcanons of van ogre (badumtsch) like his social media and shit pweasse

Y'all know I’m so weak for Augur…sOOOO LETS THROW IN SOME MORE MODERN AU

Van Augur:

He has a snapchat, a facebook, and aninstagram. All of them are fairly updated, and he usually takespictures of pretty scenery, guns, or occasionally an inside joke forhis crew. (‘Vasco, drop the statue’ is the best meme)

Augur loves going through high designershops. While not a big shopper, he does love browsing through qualitysuits and the like. He’d definitely live in a big city where he cango browsing Fifth Avenue like shops.

His snapchat streak with Laffitte isincredible. You would not believe the amount of snaps they send in aday.

He is a total starbucks snob. Augur hasa few drinks from the 'secret’ menu he always gets. And yes, he has astarbucks mug.

[ID: A video featuring the digital character models from The Legend of Vox Machina dancing to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”. /end ID]

Video by @.Kattakind on Twitter, the digital character rigger for The Legend of Vox Machina.

I checked at least one of the Ace tags and saw NONE of these images so I’mma post them myself. 

*Cries over how fucking perfect he is*

Lucifer and Jesus saw, that the blues were not for heaven or hell, but for all

Another merciless Percy post. This was pretty much just practicing coloring digitally. I really struggle with making colors work >.< any tips would be encouraged! I followed Kuroshiro's coloring tutorial on yt but it was for CSP and I use PS so some of the stuff doesn't translate.

“I have a magnificent b*+ch face.”

/hello tumblr, it’s been a long time.

Helloo! Could i get some relationship and nsfw headcanons for buggy and laffitte please?

OMG did you say BUGGY? This is the best day ever. Thank you. 

Relationship and nsfw HC:

Buggy

He would do anything to look cool in front you. He doesn’t care if you’ve been dating for a while, all he wants is to impress.

He loves feeling in control and can be crazy jealous, almost a yandere. Probably he’d order his underlings to follow you around and prevent anyone approaching you.

Buggy would buy you so many gifts that you won’t know where to put them all. Being a warlord, he has a lot of money he spends to organize huge parties and treat you like his queen. 

He likes cuddling and snuggling on the bed, as well as falling asleep while you’re running your fingers through his hair. 

He’d use his df power to have the weirdest sex ever: his hands would be running all over your body while he’s fucking you from behind. 

Sometimes he bursts into your room with a new sex toy he wants to try and he looks exactly like an overexcited child.

Laffitte

Af first he’ll be quite cold and distant but, as you get closer to each other, he’s going open up a lot and start being more explicit about his feelings.

If you try to get his attention while he’s busy doing something else, he’ll silence you with a long, passionate kiss.

Playing pranks is his speciality and you won’t be excluded from the list of his possible victims. He won’t be too nasty though.

Sex with him is going to be extremely kinky. He wants to dominate you in every possible way and bdsm is one of his main turn-ons along with teasing and orgasm-denial. Also, he has a hand-fetish.

I’m sure he’d use his cane to masturbate you.

Aftercare is as much important as sex so, after a long and satisfying session, he’s going to pamper you like a princess.

Victor and Henry on Picrew <333

Has this joke been done yet??

This is so random but I accidentally paused and

HA WHAT A GOOBER