You Know He’ll Talk Your Ear Off About Anything If You Give Him The Chance

"One well placed shot and the pain disappears"

[moonwalks into your frickin' askbox] let's fluff it up some with nero and augur. also ANHSFB IM LOVE U!!!! - ya snake mum

(You’ve been hit by- You’ve been struck by- A smooth criminal!) Oh my gosh! HI SNAKE MUM! I love that you have brought more of my favorite weasel boy to me. (Also, I’d like it known that I just saw Van Augur smile in the show for the first time and I nearly died. He’s so much handsomer than I remember!)

Nero Fluff Headcanons:

Nero is a little prankster with his partner and loves when he can sneak up on them. He uses Shave to appear at their side with a quick kiss on the cheek. If his partner squeaks or jumps in surprise, he’ll be chuckling about it for the rest of the day.

He brings his partner with him whenever he goes shopping because he likes to have their opinion on what to choose. Plus, while they’re out, Nero likes to buy his partner nice things, especially hats and necklaces that go with his own.

Nero likes mental challenges, so every day, at lunch, he and his partner do the newspaper’s crossword together. He pulls their chairs up together and they spend at least an hour bickering playfully about what the right answer is.

Nero is a hopeless romantic at heart. Occasionally, when his partner is distracted from him, he will switch up how he surprises them by dipping them. He’ll smirk the whole time, but if his partner gives him a compliment, he’ll let them get up again.

Van Augur Headcanons:

Augur isn’t a morning person. Since he knows how tough it can be to get up, he brings his partner a cup of coffee, fixed the way they like best, every morning. 

While he seems like a serious person, when Augur and his partner are alone together, he likes to tease them. It’s usually about little quirks of their’s and he gives them a confident smirk when they try to find ways to tease him back. (Take a picture of his bed head. That’ll shut him up.)

When Augur’s in deep thought, he tends to zone out and stare at nothing in particular. When his partner’s near him though, he’ll run his hands through their hair and has a habit of pushing a strand behind their ear without thinking.

Augur’s hat may protect him somewhat from the rain, but his partner might be caught off guard during one of their walks. When this happens, Augur holds his arm over their head and uses his cape as a temporary umbrella for them. He doesn’t mind that he’s sopping wet afterwards and hurries them back to the ship to warm up.

a moment of respite.

beowulf surprised

ace doodles;; 

Percival von whatsit something-or-other, King Nerd of Vox Machina. Digital Watercolor in CSP/Photoshop w/ Kyle T Webster’s watercolor brushes. 

Is this him

how would teach, van augur, and burgess eat pussy

fuck

NSFW

Teach:

While he’s mostlygreedy, oral is one of those things he just does with no questions,no qualms. Just sits his partner right down on his face and gets towork with that big tongue of his. Eating his partner out like hislife depends on it. Always very noisy whenever he works his tongue.He’s rearing to go once he’s done though.

Van Augur (I’m seeing jesus brb):

Jesus christ, ifyou want someone to make you scream, Augur’s probably a candidate forthat. His secret little sadistic side comes out whenever he eats hispartner out. Making them moan out his name and tremble from a singletouch is his goal. He loves just having them ride his tongue while hesqueezes their thighs. Goes for several rounds before he lets hispartner have a little mercy

Burgess:

Another foreplayguy. He takes it very seriously though. He’s gotta put his dick inthem, he at least should warm them up. Burgess is all about clitaction and sucking gently on it. Once he’s got them soaking wet, hegoes in for the kill.

(I feel like healways aims to make his partner squirt, or at least orgasm so hard hehas to gentle nudge them back to reality)

glassesposting once more