Cat-0301 - Midnight Is Love

I'm moving to Wales I hate England with all of the racism

And the anti - Scottish 'jocks' language.

Or I could move to Ireland and become a leprechaun, I am 5ft 2" after all...

😏😏😏

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

Always. My friends think that there's something psychologically wrong with me 😂

Do you ever just look at a picture of a hot guy and feel nothing?

i can’t stop thinking about this mom who came in with her kid to the bookstore last week and when i went to ask if they needed help, she really clumsily asked my pronouns (and added, “i know we’re supposed to ask when we introduce ourselves” or something like that) which was unusual, but welcome

and so i helped her and her kiddo and they were both awesome, even though neither of them were feeling well. and before she went to pay she pulled me aside and said, “sorry if that was awkward or anything, i think he’s probably genderfluid and i just want to set out a good example”

and fuck if i haven’t cried over this mom who’s patiently waiting for her kid to figure things out but in the meantime wants to keep showing them that they’ll be accepted no matter what

If you ever try to fucking contact us again we will reject you for another job you never fucking applied for and then call the poli-

Oh wait. We can't.

We're fucking fraudsters

i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT

I'm so lucky and proud of my boi

They just made the pub at the end of my road a gym; lookat my boi he's so cute!

I can't be arsed to save to get a team rocket top So I got a team magma one instead

I'm walking round the block to try to hatch my eggs 🥚

Lol

Then once the enemy trainer has fainted, steal all of their pokemon, money and their house keys so that you have somewhere warm to sleep for the night ( or nights to come)

Forbidden pokemon tactic to win battles;

Go for the enemy trainer instead of the pokemon

every point in bnha where aizawa goes off alone either by his own volition or because he’s taken away he just gets more and more traumatized 

presumed loner man can’t go anywhere alone because if he does he’ll be nearly killed

YouTube

Can't sleep cuz of y'all 24 Hours (Special Edit)

How the fuck did you get here? Source: http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-reality-tv-show-meltdowns.php For all those that wanted a longer versio

Me the next morning when my dog barks at 3am...

Reblog art guys. Seriously.

*inhales* andeshipping is a god tier ship. and no, no one can change my mind.

oh ABSOLUTELY 

love my rocket moms