MY FRIENDS PHONE BROKE AND STARTED CALLING 911 SO SHE HUNG UP BUT THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN AND ANSWERED THE PHONE "hey it's me again" I'M DYINGG
Just woke up and found out what penis smp is
Random thought of the day:
What would the world be like if cats were cannibals?
Someone in high school is wearing a hentai hoodie
onnchr
Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.
What’s your url?
Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),
What’s your new fucked up version of your url?
crustycreature
crucrur
I discovered recently that in my country (Brazil) the penality for lock a dog inside a car is worse than the penality for lock a child inside a car. Because if you're condemned for lock your child you can pay your way out, but you can't do it if you lock your dog, and I think that this say a lot about us humans
Curiosity got me here
And now i’m honestly getting mixed messages from this definition.
Hehe, um, I swear I can explain-
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
English and Spanish version of this shitty comic i did based on something random i wrote on facebook.
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Top 10 Anime battle
WTF???? THIS AD SAYS CHOOSE A GENDER THEN IT SHOWS AN ALIEN OR BABY YODA IM FUCKKKKK KAJSKSKSNDJDJKD
Just saw a post by a completely endogenic "system" saying that they don't really know what a system is but still identify as one. 😀
Fucking pardon?
I won't mention who they are but seriously, this is stupid.
What did I just read?
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
dude earlier today I was eating and my dad in another room sat on a chair and it sounded like the fucking start to Destroya I was scared for my life wtf
Tell me why Tumblr keeps showing me the reblog/repost button and is trying to SEDUCE me into tapping on it like, "Tap for a little surprise~" LIKE NO? EXCUSE ME?
I do not come to Tumblr for quality content. I come here for chaos and fandom smut >:( And I ain't about to expose myself on my blog like that :/
NO BECAUSE WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE!?
I AM HOWELING WTF
Kisame and Itachi do be looking good tho-