I Drew Trackpad Them

i've had this in my drafts forever

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

"feminine urge" "she/they coded" "girl [thing]" the way social media commodifies and memefies gender roles these days is so fucking weird dude.

like idk maybe we should be doing more to break the notion of separating behaviour by gender instead of reinforcing it but with quirky language

like i understand that sometimes people use these memes ironically and that's fine, but there's certainly a pattern developing and a lot of people use these memes a lot more earnestly than you'd think

i want art to feel EARNEST. this disgusting, near pornographic level of tongue in cheek meta humor is making me sick to my stomach. i don’t know how many more movies i can take about clever subversions and the movie winking at you to say “we know it’s a little silly, but…” where is the whimsy? why can’t we believe in the pretend you’ve created? why don’t you have enough faith in it? in my ability to believe?

Grian/Cuteguy Character exploration

evil clown school. annnd post

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

I settled on a transparent SHAWl and adding little dots in the center of the ones near the eyes to make it look like she has eight eyes on her mask.

It’s always fun letting Hornet get a turn with the cryptid stick, even if she’s pissed off because of it.

Katara’s spirit cosplay is actually what most of these elements are based on.

So I drew something that popped into my head an hour ago.

Fanart for @chubbs-the-fish’s fanfic Lost Spirits, Wandering Gods. Featuring the Blue Spirit and Hornet as I imagine her to be perceived by humans, but with a costume on.

🦅🦅IF YOU COULD REWRITE THE BIBLE WHAT WOULD YOU DO🦅🦅

Let Jesus say fuck