The Ghost Of One Specific Homosexual Cowboy Regularly Possesses Tumblr Gays

people are like "oh can I read what you wrote so far" and I'm like. no. the entire thing is in my head and I can visualize it so well that it's basically already written but unfortunately you are not in my brain so you can't see it

My average writing experience:

"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"

*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*

your honour, permission to call the jury "chat"

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

fellas is it gay if u swooned and got kissed by your local clown

a different side of gemcyt!

i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me

Fuck Unity (The game engine, not the concept)

They want up to TWENTY CENTS per game install, once you reach a certain number of installs.

TWENTY CENTS

Just imagine, 100 people install your game and you suddenly owe Unity 20 fucking dollars. Chances are, you haven't even made that much in profits from 100 sales.

It's time for unity to fucking die. How fucking dare they demand royalties from game devs for an engine THAT ISN'T EVEN FREE?

In case you don't know, here's a list of a few bigger games that use the Unity engine:

Hollow Knight

Rimworld

Subnautica

Pokemon Go

Cities: Skylines

Rust

Hearthstone

Pillars Of Eternity

Cuphead