Weatherman Discovers His Monitor Has A Touch Screen

Finally watched the Addams Family Values recently! and honestly. my main takeaway is

Debbie slays. And Joan Cusack is a QUEEN

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

To be loved is to be changed or something

Ik this isn't what I typically post but I've had this on my mind for the longest time and I can finally talk about it somewhere.

Just to make things clear: This isn't meant to be shade at anyone, whether you be an author who's used this idea or a reader who enjoys it. I just personally don't like it, don't understand the hype around the idea, and I'd like to express that.

So I've noticed that many Ben 10 crossovers will just give the Omnitrix to the MC of the other series and that’ll be the crossover. I don't really get why this is so popular, and while explaining why, I’ll mainly be using BNHA/Ben 10 as examples. I always thought some of the coolest things in crossovers was seeing the different characters interact. I mean, Ben and Izuku have never met before (obviously) so seeing them meet, get to know each other, help each other, fight together, give each other pointers, etc would be really cool. Same goes for other characters, especially the villains. Idk maybe I've just been assuming what people want to see. The main thing that gets me with the "other MC gets the Omnitrix" stories is how it shoves everything that isn’t the Omnitrix to the side. It sorta cuts out everything else Ben 10 related besides the Omnitrix and the aliens within it, which is just really disappointing. Me already finding the premise boring isn't helped by the fact that everyone, their mother, and their neighbor's dog has made a crossover with that premise. I just really don't get what's so special about the idea. I guess you get to see someone else use the Omnitrix, but I don’t even get how that’s very interesting, either, besides maybe seeing some more creative uses of the alien’s abilities. And, to me, the characters interacting, learning about each other and their respective worlds (if you don't blend them together), seeing them unite against a threat to beat it with all their might, etc would be far more interesting. Ig this crossover premise just isn’t for me, which is fine, but I wish I could understand what other people see in it bc it really just looks like a boring, overused premise to me. 

Alright, rant over. Sorry if it was annoying, but I really wanted to get it off my chest. Again, I don't mean to be rude or insulting or anything like that towards anyone who's used this premise or who enjoys this premise.

I have no idea whats going on anymore

Im so lost rn

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literally everything having to do with ron delite is hilarious. doesn't know what he's talking about ever. became a criminal to fuel his wifes shopping addiction. so pathetic that he gets declared innocent for a crime he's guilty of. when asked a question by his own lawyer he asks phoenix what HE thinks. admits to a murder he didnt actually commit several times on accident. found a dead body and instead of calling the cops his immediate, innate reaction was to hide said body. when asked why he hid that body in the safe his response is that it wouldnt fit in a drawer. confesses to being a criminal but the court cant do shit about it because of double jepordy. uses his freedom to run a rehab center for thieves, only to sell heist plans to said thieves. also uses his freedom to team up with his wife to continue stealing. flirts with another man in front of his wife and also an entire courtroom

Friend Shaped

The professor clacked his beak sharply three times in the front of the room. The students, around 40 individuals, and many species from across the galactic arm hushed almost immediately. “Welcome back, class. The day for your first planet-side mission to Nemulon 3 is fast approaching, and we've still got a lot of safety training to cover, so let's get started.” The professor stepped aside to allow a projection to display against the board behind him. A picture of a blue, green, and gray planet shone brightly against the dark tapestry of space. Nemulon 3 had been discovered deca-orbits ago but offered a wide variety of biomes that were the perfect blend of challenging and safe to train new recruits to the Galactic Alliance’s Exploration Fleet. “Today we're covering some alien fauna you may encounter while conducting exploratories. Most are small enough that they won't pose much of an issue, but we do have a few category 5 lifeforms that you need to be aware of.” The display behind the professor changed from an image of Nemulon 3 from orbit to a chart topped by 5 images with their respective labels: karindru, oold, dini-dini, barintuna, and great lavalen. Before the professor could start in on the next part of his lecture, a voice spoke out from the middle of the classroom.“That looks like a dog.” The professor stood with his beak half open. He was certainly not used to being interrupted, let alone this early in the lesson. “A what?” He finally choked out. There was a pause as if the offending student was thinking better about drawing more attention to themselves before slowly putting their hand up in the air. It was a human. Cadet Valentina, if the attendance role had been accurate. “I said it… it looks like a dog.” Human Valentina inhaled as if gathering the courage to say more. “They're a carnivorous canine species on earth that humans domesticated thousands of cycles ago and selectively bred to be pets.” The professor’s beak closed with a snap and some of the features near the base of his neck ruffled slightly. “Nemulon 3 is 47 light years away from Earth. Any similarities between each planet’s fauna is purely coincidental, a product of parallel evolution.” The human bowed her head and said nothing else, so the professor continued. “Now, for many of you of larger stature, a single karindru might not pose much of a threat, but their real danger comes from their numbers. They live, travel, and hunt in packs. Thankfully, their method of communicating with each other in their packs are quite loud, so you will hear them long before you see them, and hopefully, before they see you. Typically you’ll hear anything from yipping, chirping, and howling.” “Kind of like coyotes.” The professor stopped and stared at the human again, feathers ruffling once again. “Another kind of canine species back home,” Valentina offered quietly. If the professor was capable of growling, he might have been tempted to at that moment. Instead, he sighed slowly. “I can assure you, trying to get close to these will likely end with your injury or death.” “Well, that's what ancient humans thought about wolves too, but then we bred them into dogs and now they’re our best friends.” “Karindru are not, nor are any native creatures on this planet, your friend. Not now, not ever.” The professor turned sharply back to the board. The entire class was dead silent. Few even dared to breathe. It was quiet enough, in fact, to hear the human mumble under their breath, “If not friend, then why friend-shaped?”

The human was promptly given detention and assigned extra homework of writing “I will not try to domesticate any native fauna on Nemulon 3” one hundred times by hand.