"Everybody dies Tracy. Someone is carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. Trick is, die of old age before it finds you."
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this is the most graceful thing ever
:-) by lol adam
Never apologize for being a sensitive person. The opposite of being sensitive is calloused and calloused assholes have convinced everyone else that being sensitive is a bad thing bc they are afraid if people knew the true beauty behind sensitivity then everyone would focus on what calloused assholes they really are.
by Cyanide and Happiness
Just out cruisin for yotes. by the outsider
:’( by hi im josh
who remembers this classic
Anyone else ever hear a song on the radio that you used to listen to over and over because you felt so emotionally connected to it, and it got you through a hard time, and now when you hear it you can't connect to it? Does it both sadden you because you feel like you lost a piece of your life but at the same time makes you happy because you're in a better place now?
Trying to take a selfie later on after a few shandies. by The LAD Bible
i’m not over exaggerating when i say this is the most important vine of 2014
OMG I’M DEAD by Vincent Marcus
This is a horrible idea…if you notice, yes he tilts the gun up, but as he kicks he brings it right back into line with his face and the bad guy still has his fingers on the trigger…accidental fire waiting to happen…so unless you like the idea of blowing your face off…this only looks cool. Plus, if the person pointing the gun doesn't support your weight when you go to jump, you'll just pull the gun down and he'll fire it into your chest instead...
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I feel like instead of being one of those parents that makes their unborn child listen to classical music in the womb, I'm just going to play my child all the vines I find hilarious on repeat, and the internet will explode as he will be born a cat and instead of my water breaking it will be a fountain of rainbows and his first words will be..."u mad bro?"...
boom
Getting an entire plate of food that looks delicious and then taking the first bite and it turns out disgusting makes me wish I was a Stark at the Red Wedding...
Only at your Best Friend's house can you accidentally nap and she keeps the house quiet, cool and you don't wake up with sharpie on your face. Thanks Nerdstackular!
Rescued these baby prairie dogs outside my work building...
So, my washer broke this week and I was told I need to disconnect the old one in preparation for the one that is coming on Saturday... Kinda nervous, every time I think of detaching the hoses I have this horror picture in my mind of screwing it up, having hot water splash my face, and looking like this forever...
Wish me luck...I don't think I'd look very pretty with a beard...
This right here is why my best friend is more awesome than your best friend. "You gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is"
Finished this baby last night! Planning on hanging it in my kitchen after I get a proper frame for it.