Chaoticvictory - Meow.

Just out cruisin for yotes. by the outsider

by Cyanide and Happiness

This is a horrible idea…if you notice, yes he tilts the gun up, but as he kicks he brings it right back into line with his face and the bad guy still has his fingers on the trigger…accidental fire waiting to happen…so unless you like the idea of blowing your face off…this only looks cool. Plus, if the person pointing the gun doesn't support your weight when you go to jump, you'll just pull the gun down and he'll fire it into your chest instead...

Sensitivity

Never apologize for being a sensitive person. The opposite of being sensitive is calloused and calloused assholes have convinced everyone else that being sensitive is a bad thing bc they are afraid if people knew the true beauty behind sensitivity then everyone would focus on what calloused assholes they really are.

I feel like instead of being one of those parents that makes their unborn child listen to classical music in the womb, I'm just going to play my child all the vines I find hilarious on repeat, and the internet will explode as he will be born a cat and instead of my water breaking it will be a fountain of rainbows and his first words will be..."u mad bro?"...

…that mood when not even the funniest tumblr post can make you laugh.

OMG I’M DEAD by Vincent Marcus

Trying to take a selfie later on after a few shandies. by The LAD Bible