Coworker Asks If I Like Harry Potter And I Have To Make A Disco Elysium Skill Check To Come Up With A

lol this is so marsha thankk you for—*looks at comments*—…i’m glad we all agree

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

starting a collection of this genre of will wood post

It's Will Wood Wednesday my dudes.

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

Most 00's shows: here's some queerbait and longing looks but no they'll never actually be gay we can't put that on tv

House MD: House and Wilson are so gay that they're too useless to fuck but here have Olivia Wilde being bi onscreen