MUAHAHAHAHA SAVE ME YURI HANNIGRAM SAVE MEE

yknow what’s actually crazy is that hannibal deadass pulled up in a cop car, dumped a body out the passenger side and said “going my way?” and will was like. yeah

i wish she was real

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

This is conservatism writ large: racist white men can do no wrong, honest black men can do no right.

Look at First Felon: he built his political career on birtherism. Always promising a smoking gun and delivering nothing.

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

“many such cases”

“we love/hate to see it”

“honestly, work”

“many are saying this”

“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”

“you conjure a beautiful world”