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Since the name I was going to use for my solo music career, Will Wood, is already taken by some nobody with a ukulele, I’ve decided I will start releasing music under the pseudonym Paul Penis. Keep your ears open everyone, check your Spotifys for Paul Penis, big things are coming from future hit indie musician Paul Penis.
It's Will Wood Wednesday my dudes.
(via Elon Musk stealing from children : r/RealTwitterAccounts)
If uppercase letters are capital letters then what the FUCK are lowercase letters
BREAKING— Donald Trump has caved on a chunk of his tariff proposals, setting a baseline tariff rate of 10% across the board for a 90 day pause except China. The tariff rate for China has now been raised to 125% effective immediately.
Donald Trump caved and paused his retaliatory global tariffs. However supply chains are still heavily reliant on China and a 125% tariff rate will wipe out a lot of small businesses.
Since I started watching it, I've sensed that these are house's children. He birthed them.
house md is the only show where people will be like "there's this episode where wilson buys an organ for house when house tells him to buy furniture that reflects himself" and you'll go "yeah, ok, they're probably overplaying it, it's probably not that forward" and then you go to watch the episode and the scene is way gayer than anyone described it as
Massive protests were held today in multiple American cities against the Trump administration and Elon Musk’s handling of the country.
The ‘Hands Off’ protests voiced people’s anger for possible cuts to Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security. People also voiced anger over DOGE cuts, tariffs, and the radical and unjust deportation policies of the Trump administration.
All while Trump has spent yet another weekend golfing in Florida. He has golfed at one of his properties almost every weekend since his Inauguration
Protests were held in cities such as New York City, Boston, Chicago, Baltimore, Concord, Indianapolis, Houston, Salt Lake City, Rural Alabama, Boise, Miami, Charlotte, Washington D.C and more.
Over 100,000 people protested in New York City alone.
average cannon gay dude/relationship in media is always some bs like: "i-i can't like a boy >_<!! I am one!!!" meanwhile queerbating media is always some shit like: "I'd happily give you every inch of my skin,bones,organs, and soul without any hesitation, all of me belongs to you and it'll stay that way till the last star in the universe withers away... I'm not gay though I've got a wife and two kids."
house may be a 50+ year old man but the levels of toxic codependency and yearning he has with wilson practically makes him the same as a 16 year old teen girl lesbian
house is gay in a “i woke up one day and i realized i like men” way while wilson is gay in a catholic guilt repressed tormented fighting demons denial suffering mentally ill kind of way
i am officially team bottom house PLEASE that's literally his sugar daddy, like wdym house asked wilson to buy a piece of furniture that he would like, to see how it would reflect wilson as a person and wilson chose a giant piano for house LIKE YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS WILSON IS YOUR PRIMARY EMOTION GAY?? also the way he's looking at house like that's his wife
gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem
Happy trans visibility day!!! I took a picture of Chris and will Frfr this is what they're doing outside the podcast. Told them to pose and they did they're so nice u guys
No texture and just lineart under cut
The text beside will is will saying “whats behind us”
I based chris’s pose on the fact he always looks really happy in photos with fans
and wills on the fact he looks like someone put metal rods in all his joints
Robert Chase
shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed
why is no one talking about the fact that there is a corpse in the room when WILSON and house are fighting at his dad's funeral LOL
i never shipped taubner (probably bc I never noticed them at all) but wtf this is fruit basket behaviour
why are they clutching one another like lovers? why is Taub the wife in this relationship?
people be like "wilson is secretly more complex" and like no hes not. he has moral ocd and a crush on his best friend, theyre churning these guys out in factories