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Unstoppable force (House’s gay jokes) vs immovable object (Wilson’s repression)
I love how everyone else in the hospital just functions normally and then there's the diagnostics team
yes yes and yes
i cant even blame house for falling in love with wilson at first sight. i did too.
Found this on instagram and had to share (with a couple of tweaks)
Og post: @/housemdcore on insta :)
The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode
Robert Sean Leonard behind-the-scenes of House, MD episode 07x23: “Moving On”.
I will never ever forget watching this scene for the first time.
Chase infodumped so hard here. House plays poorly, he immediately gave advice that a casual player wouldn't care about, and then gets a strike to reemphasize his point. Diversity win! your rebound for your situationship/several-year long marriage is autistic and is absolutely pummeling you in bowling.
Wilson was BRICKED UP here
obssessed with them
this is the man they stopped from saying that house and wilson were lovers in an interview, well guess what you cant stop lmm on twitter [insert demonic laughter]
i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.
here’s the full thing
you can tell how miserable i was when doodling this in my sketchbook because of how bad the hand is.
anyway, more old men yaoi for the freaks
can we talk about miss huang though. can we talk about eustice huang. can we talk about “your bed will be moved from your parents’ home” can we talk about her literally having to smash her toy (on milchick’s orders!!!) can we talk about her finally stating to show some sympathy for the innies. can we talk about her witnessing dylan fill out the resignation form and the last thing he says being telling her it isn’t her fault. can we talk about her waiting on the curb all alone like it’s a school bus. can someone save this poor child
WW fandom, may I present to you
One william dollars
The House MD did rot my brain a bit because in s1 when we find out Will has encephalitis I was so unfazed. I was like “okay? that’s it?? it’s not being caused by his dogs over-clipped toenails or something?? it’s just encephalitis???”
There's two types of Will Wood fans, the ones who'll say that their favourite song is like BlackBoxWarrior, Suburbia Overture, or Against the Kitchen Floor, and the ones who'll say "yeah my favourite song is this unreleased track called 'Yoink of the Yukon's Public Admission of Going to Rehab' it was played live only once in 2015 here listen it's a banger" and they show you a 19 second 144p video recorded on a 3DS
lol this is so marsha thankk you for—*looks at comments*—…i’m glad we all agree
"I'm gay" "I'm straight" I'm down, pounding my head against the kitchen floor???? apologizing for my life and entering yours????
Found this gem on Pinterest and knew that this would be a hit here
Hey uh sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s sort of your boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah he’s pretty enough to lie to. Sorry about that.
SELF-ISH MIKU
👉👈
they're so gay.
i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
i saw this on my dash today
but i was like… yeah that’s actually just canon in house md