The Idea That Humans Are A Garbage Species Is So Obnoxious No One Talks About The Peaceful Parts Of History

Reblog for good luck and Papa Nihil will visit you during the night while you slumber leaving Werther’s Originals underneath your pillow

my wet rat boy <3

I love daggers……and knives….. swords…..

bethesda games is the same

merchant: take a look at my wares

me: let me take a look

merchant: take a look

ok ok ill stop now

With SOTR out, my old obsession with Plutarch got reawakened and unfortunately there’s such little content on him T^T

I’m rewatching the og trilogy just to see my bbg I would take him on a nice fancy date and gnaw on him like a chew toy

he’s so fine

Okay, hear me out:

I feel that we need fanfics about Baldwin IV that emphasize on his religiosity more. And I swear I’m not saying that just because I am a (leftist) Catholic

Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of works out there, but I’d love to see a time-travelling Baldwin getting shocked about how much the liturgy has changed. Like where the heck did the Gregorian chant go

Baldwin learning about Protestantism and other Christian denominations born during the Renaissance and after. Like Mormonism and Jehovah’s witnesses who technically are not even Christian anymore

Baldwin learning that Roman Catholic mass is now celebrated with the priest standing in front to the congregation

Baldwin teaching some Catholic f*scists their place (so satisfactory)

And finally, cherry on top, Baldwin learning about babies being baptised with holy water from a toy pistol during the pandemic because of c*vid restrictions!!

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

Let me just ask the police..

there's just something about crime shows made in the early to mid 2000s man