With SOTR Out, My Old Obsession With Plutarch Got Reawakened And Unfortunately There’s Such Little

A thing that I made that I thought was funny

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

Reblog for good luck and Papa Nihil will visit you during the night while you slumber leaving Werther’s Originals underneath your pillow

Okay, hear me out:

I feel that we need fanfics about Baldwin IV that emphasize on his religiosity more. And I swear I’m not saying that just because I am a (leftist) Catholic

Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of works out there, but I’d love to see a time-travelling Baldwin getting shocked about how much the liturgy has changed. Like where the heck did the Gregorian chant go

Baldwin learning about Protestantism and other Christian denominations born during the Renaissance and after. Like Mormonism and Jehovah’s witnesses who technically are not even Christian anymore

Baldwin learning that Roman Catholic mass is now celebrated with the priest standing in front to the congregation

Baldwin teaching some Catholic f*scists their place (so satisfactory)

And finally, cherry on top, Baldwin learning about babies being baptised with holy water from a toy pistol during the pandemic because of c*vid restrictions!!

what a cunt (i want to make love to him).

What I need is an enemy with benefits

bethesda games is the same

merchant: take a look at my wares

me: let me take a look

merchant: take a look

lofi screams to trap people to <3